Colorado B.S. Thread

I mean if they could be original and make a design that does not look like the iPhone...(because secretly droids want to be iPhones.) Hehehe

 

It's about beer:30 for me.

 

shitknocker!!!!!! i cant wait for Beer:30 for me

 

My plan is to be drunk enough Eric has to cook when he come over.





Jk hehehe.


I think we may have poked the bear(OST) and he is writing us a novel.

 

I put the pink case on it so my iPhone buddies wouldn't jack it from me when they needed to make calls or text messages with their mobile phones.

Just because Apple patented the form factor doesn't mean they pioneered anything other than a greedy team of lawyers who were given free reign on patenting anything they possibly could. BTW, you WISH your phone had this big and nice of a screen. BTW, see all those covers that open up for external memory cards that can be changed on the fly and universal charger & connection ports?

 

^^€

Lmao there's what I was waiting for hehe!! Love it every time!

 

well that was a disappointing comeback OST, i expected a much longer post

I hope you know im just giving you shit though!!!! I really do want to hit up the buckhorn sometime and try about everything. Ive had Rocky mtn oysters before and that looks like a LOT of em so i dunno that i need that many as my wife no like em

 

Typical Apple product user thinks something that contains a few sentences constitutes a novel because their mental capacity has a hard time grasping things with more than a few words & big colorful pictures on each page that totals 8 pages long that usually renders them unconscious for the evening before the end as evidences by their choice of the tricycle of the mobile phone world. How's that for a run-on sentence?

 

Not worth it. If a sentence or two is a novel for the target demographic I'll keep it short and sweet as to not induce insanity.

 

what did you say, all i see are colors

 

Wait you have this in the form of big colorful pictures and you're making me read?

 

Sorry, I forgot who I was dealing with:

 

Here's your iPhone. Don't worry, if you can't figure it out an Apple Genius will be right along to lead you around by the handle if you take a number.

 

Apparently my mind is too complex because I can't figure out Macs haha

 

Phuck... I have not been to Britteny Hill since HS prom. So we are talking 93'. Sounds like it has gone downhill.

Yeah that place is bad ass. Nice thing for me is it is just a short light rail ride north.

They just don't understand do they?

Well you did include a picture of Apple Pie.

Yes, yes it is.

I always have to finish everything you start huh?

 

That's better.

 

we even get a little bell to let people know were coming by on the left!!!! ha ha hahahahahah

 

Trust me, that won't be a problem since you won't be passing anyone much in the same manner Lamborghini's have shit rearward visibility.