Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

beat up a police dog (young and very stupid and I am sorry, please don't all the dog lovers be posting how they hate me, I love dogs... just not that one with the badge).

passed a funeral procession... a very LOOOONG funeral procession. I didn't see the hearse till I had already passed about 30 cars... and I can't even use the excuse of being young and stupid cause it was last year... so just stupid... sorry to who ever that was in the middle of nowhere Nebraska.

 

Discharged a.22 caliber bullet into the right hemisphere of my brain at 21 years-old, laid in my apartment bedroom for 41 hrs. When the best neurologists in California removed 12 bullet fragments within 12 skull fragments they were adamant that I had 0% chance of ever walking, driving, or living a normal way of life ever again. Proved them wrong-- Put myself through college and became a certified addictions counselor and decided to give back(full time employed for 8 years now). Clean & sober for 13 & 1/2 years. Drive an 06 prerunner everyday

Oh yeah! Lived to tell about it on TW!!
(This is how I knew Molly 4X4 would pull through I had a ton of people praying for me too)
BTW-- Open to any questions.

 

Story 1: Had a round explode in my 30-06. It blew the magazine open and sent a nice load of hot powder into my face.

Story 2: One late night I was waiting to turn left into my buddies neighborhood and there was an oncoming car in the number 2 lane. I thought I'd fuck with. I jerked into the number 1 lane right as the car went by only to find that it was a cop. I turned into the neighborhood and hauled ass though a maze of streets to try to lose him. I lucked out big time.

 

First infant off the last infant airlift plane, outta Vietnam, during the Vietnam conflict.

 

That made me LOL & I love 15 yo kids!

 

crashed my 05 amg e55 into the sidewalk and made 15000 worth of damage

own and run a smoke shop at age 18

being post #144

sent to the ER with half my tooth out due to an overdose on anesthetics and almost died

 

It says 99.9. I'm sure we still qualify. However have you seen your own kidney? Yeah. Didn't think so. HA!

And I've shaken hands with Eric Idol, been arrested with a .50 bullet in my pocket when I was 16, and I've been so sick that some how...some way...I pissed out of my ass.

Yes you hear me correctly. I was so violently ill that I have urinated like a women.


And it was the most uncomfortable sensation I've ever felt. Even worse than having a part of my kidney sucked out while I was still awake.

 

bought my Taco on June 30th of 2006, and got fired from the railroad the very next week.

FAIL.

 

Met a colostitute. If you dont know what that is your better off not knowing. *hmmbbrr* Sorry almost threw up just thinking about it.

 

sitting on pervert row at the peelers.....I puked in my seat....we got up and moved, some guy sat down in my puke.

 

Glad you made it out safe, That last week there was a MOFO

 

Got really drunk with Gary Busey one night. I was sober when a friend introduced us and spent the rest of the night trying to drink myself away from him.

 

Dude, that's freak'n cool shit!

 

I just scratched my 3rd nut......................

 

Broke the sound barrier in an F-15 (backseat)

Took a nap at 8.5 Gs in same F-15 (backseat)

Was on a live fire chasing a Dart and the pilot missed the Dart with 20mm rounds but was able to hit the 1" cable that held it in tow behind the F-100, as it free fell, well.....this is where the 8.5Gs came into play with the comment "Sorry Chief, Forgot you were back there".

Got jumped by F-5's (Soviet Colors)on the way back to base and got to hang on during our dog fight.

12 minutes of stick time on F-15. Returned with an empty barf bag.

Got to sit in a briefing of a former Soviet officer (pilot) who defected with a MIG and landed in Japan (pretty cool story). Later got to launch him out in my jet.

Glad to hear others got to experience the "RIDE" too.

Keep'm coming!

 

My squad and I babysat the largest gun and ammunition store in south central LA during the riots in the early 90's. Also took on a bunch of .50 cal ants in Panama and lost big time. DO NOT mess with .50 cal ants the will kick your ass.