How much TP do you save by, ahem, not wiping

Tuckerhump--where is the baby in your avatar from. I totally recognize but brain is failing to identify...

 

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it Seamus from the tv show Archer

 

Damn of course! i love Archer!

 

you're gonna have to spend more on laundry detergent to get the skid marks out of your underpants. The savings would be negligible.

 

Just turn em inside out...

 

He refuses to die.

 

Wont save enough to lure people back around you with cash, because you smell bad

 

Atta boy OP, keep saving money.

 

Exactly

 

Newspaper underpants! Your shit will blend right in with the stuff on there

 

I worked overseas for many, many years. In some of the third world countries where I lived it is very common to forgo toilet paper.

Instead, bathroom facilities are equipped with either an auxiliary hose or an upward facing spout within the toilet. The hose or spout is turned on with a separate valve and used to flush off one's private parts before flushing the toilet.

It is actually quite effective and very sanitary... and saves you from getting a sore butt, as well as saving buck$ on toilet paper.

My family and I became so accustomed to using this methodology, that upon returning to the U.S., I installed similar devices in all the bathrooms of our home. No joke! I purchased some kitchen sink spray hoses and installed them with a 'T' in the water supply line to the toilet along with a PVC shut-off valve. The spray nozzle end of the hose hangs on a hook adjacent to the toilet. It works great!

...Just a little worthless information to go along with an equally worthless thread.