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You mean like a back massage for a full frontal massage? Something like that?

 

ha! good try but no... id prefer a professional massage anyways. i meant in barterin it has to be worth what i give. say the avg goin rate is 60/hr... if yur a carpenter/electrician i might need some work done... see how that goes? am i always gonna have to put things in layman terms around here for yall?

 

What if it's a really good massage?

 

hell, nothins really good anymore... everythings more halfass these days

 

in that case they better last at least 2 hrs

 

2 hours!!! hell, nothin i do lasts 2 hours

 

two hours, or you pass out.... whichever happens first....

 

I think the longest massage I have given was 5 hours. It was well worth it for both of us.

 

My usual schedule is that i start dry humping furniture, then throw up, then pass out face down. thats a standard night for me

 

Too much information.

 

whatever dude, dont act like you dont hump stuff when your drunk. last thing i dry humped was a Ford Focus

 

now how do i put that pic in my sig???

 

download it to your computer, go to user cp, click on edit sig, upload it from your comp. to tw,..........should do it for you.

 

1. If the banner you're interested in is a small attached file, click the file to bring it up in the browser. Otherwise just go to the next step.
2. Right click the picture you want.
3. click Save Picture As... and note where the picture gets downloaded
   (it'll probably go into your My Picture directory if you're using Windows).
4. Click User CP at the top left of the forum.
5. Click Edit Signature
6. Scroll to the bottom and select Option 2's Browse button.
7. Navigate on your computer to where the picture was downloaded and click the picture.
8. Then click "Preview Signature" to sample it. "Save Signature" to save it.

 

damn........your explanation kicked my explanations ass!!! good thing i dont try alot of stuff on computers.......i'd be hella dangerous!!

 

A new one for ND. Less Texas, more SC per orders.

See how this one fits you...

 

awesome! thanks Tiger, looks great! i guess i gotta give you more rep, which will place me even farther from 1st place....

 

haha! dude, i think you may have a complex. next thing you know you're gonna strip all the black paint off so you can paint the white primer black then repaint the truck. actually i think in all honesty your next mod should be blacked out mirrors. not tinted, blacked out