Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

LoL Ass.

 

How about a face plant on the edge of a curb and I didn't feel a thing!

My 21st birthday and too much grain alcohol. Whew...don't remember a damn thing!

Funny, my room mates made me these Happy Birthday posters. We all signed the posters before we got drunk and then again after. I still have those posters in my basement and get 'em out once in a while. What a trip!!
Nothing like trying to read "I'm soooo drunk" in scribbles.

 

hilton head isnt that great

 

1. Totaled my mother's brand new fully loaded 95 Toyota Avalon on Mother's Day when I was 16.
2. Spent 30 days in the jungles of Colombia
3. Have a job that is my hobby (well used to be at least )
4. Have over 1000 flight hours without sitting in the aircraft.

 

crashed in the parking lot fence while drifting my truck

 

I got hit by a car while riding a bike when I was 17. By a acquittance. and had broken my head so bad that when they opened it up, little pieces of skull fell into the surgeons hand. Safe to say, I have a nice plate in there where the skull was and was told on numerous followup visits I should be sitting in my chair drooling and not answering the questions the Dr. asked, or walking in on my own.

the only problem i have from this is I can't be near a microwave.. I piss my pants and forget my name for ten minutes...

 

I think you win the "saw it in a movie but couldn't replicate award"

 

Man, that's kid heaven right there. We had a three story tree house, but damn, you went all out!

 

lol Yeah, 3 years, several people contributing materials, and a LOT of time on my hands... heh Hell, my one nearby friend's grandfather stopped at a construction dumpster and dragged home several planks and 1/2" thick, 2' wide plywood concrete forms because he "thought you could use them"!

I later had a "pyro party" for my HS graduation there. Home made napalm on a flat rock sitting on stump carved into a face with a chain saw acted as a torch. Two camp fires going with white flames melting cans and bottles. Supersoaker filled with oil/gas/kerosene spiced the fires up a bit. Fireworks from PA put on a light show later. Home made bombs and fireworks added to the general mayhem before the commercial stuff came out. Christmas lights were wrapped around the decks to light this up a bit, and along a 100' trail to a man made pond where we set off crater makers in the mud.

 

Rolled this bad boy on its side in Baghdad. Was doing about 40mph downhill and threw the track off the right side. Idler wheels caught the ground and sent us flippin over the the left.

 

30 mph downhill on a gravel road, climbed out the sunroof of my friends taurus and into thru the driver side window, trading places from passenger to driver. just like indiana jones would have done.

some young ladies needed help starting their campfire so i made a somewhat large stack of logs and dumped a bunch of kerosene on it, lit with a bic and poof!! fireball. most of the hair on the right side of my body was burned off, beard, head, arms, torso. i was luckily wearing only wet swim trunks, if i was wearing normal clothes i would have actually set myself on fire.

went noodling for bluegill and actually caught a few. their fins are indeed sharp.



thats all i can think of for now

 

I saved a kids life while wearing an Angels hat (i'm a braves fan)

 

I've had two ACL reconstructions on my both knee. Now I got titanium in there

 

I fought a car fire in a suit leaving for a funeral when I was a firefighter.

 

Cousin Eddie??

 

While playing bottle rocket wars with friends we decided it would be fun to carry on while driving in cars (that's sane, right?).

So my buddy launches a rocket at us (all windows are open, of course) while driving 50mph side-by-side down a two lane road at 2am (isn't that when this kind of stuff always happens?) I'm in the back seat and his rocket comes right in the rear window, smacks me in the forehead and buries itself in my crotch I grabbed the end of the stick and throwing-knife-style flipped it out of the window back at them - it went right in their rear window and exploded right under the dome light. They wound up in the ditch with powder burns on the liner and ringing in their ears like they'd just seen Pantera live.

It was only later that morning (after sunrise) that I found out the rocket's exhaust obliterated one of my eyebrows and burned a hole in the crotch of my pants! Good thing I didn't need to piss right then or the alcohol content likely would have created a flamethrower!

 

i uh almost started a forest fire with some bottle rockets. fire trucks were called and everything. it was a small 10 foot brush fire. but thanksfully they got it put out

 

Shot an AT4 rocket at a perfectly good Mercedes Benz in Iraq. We thought it had a bomb in it so I got to play rocketman! Fun as hell turned that thing into a smouldering hunk of metal, but no bomb went off. Got to love the Marines and their toys!

 

hahah almost did also. FBI started threatening us

 

1. Went blind for an hour from Jaegermeister
2. Assisted with a murder crime scene of a women in a car trunk in July...in Texas. (never forget the smell)
3. Had a stint inserted in my dingus for 6 weeks due to kidney stones
4. Had my right eye reconstructed (retinal fluid drained and a scleral buckle implant inserted) due to a bar fight.
5. Lost 85 lbs in 9 mos.
6. Got dumped by my girlfriend on my birthday (back when I turned 18)
7. Helped steal my friends car back from a towing yard, because the 6 of us did not have $80.00 between us to pay for it.
Could go on...