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How Do You Spend the Last 15 Minutes @ Work?

Discussion in 'Jobs & Careers' started by Benson X, Sep 11, 2012.

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  1. Sep 11, 2012 at 2:42 PM
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    Benson X

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    Benson X [OP] My build thread sucks...

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    If you don't draw blood, you're doing it wrong!
    Okay, so it's down to the last 15 minutes of your work day. You're bored, all your work is done for the day, and you just want to get the hell out and into some Taco....so, How Do You Spend the Last 15 Minutes @ Work???

    Here's what I did:

    1. If you have a thumb, stick it up. Straight up in the air!!!
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    2. Draw a ring around it with a pen. Right around the nail.
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    3. Draw another little line right on the tip...
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    4. Insert into zipper like so...
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    (don't forget to give your li'l guy a name...mine is Jim-Bob)

    Now, go freak the hell out of your co-workers/random passers-by and hope to God that you don't get fired. If HR comes, give a thumbs-up and smile.


    Disclaimer:I take no responsibility for the repercussions of anyone attempting this mod. Seriously though, this little stunt has gotten me in fist-fights with overly protective neighbors who have no sense of humor. ONLY ATTEMPT THIS IF YOU ARE WILLING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES(and hopefully I don't get banned for this either :eek:)​
     
    Benson X, Sep 11, 2012
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  2. Sep 11, 2012 at 2:43 PM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    buhahaha
    :popcorn:
     
    Konaborne, Sep 11, 2012
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  3. Sep 11, 2012 at 2:45 PM
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    Forster46

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    Forster46 Very nice how much?

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    Hahahaha you were the crazy neighbor masturbating in his yard weren't you
     
    Forster46, Sep 11, 2012
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  4. Sep 11, 2012 at 2:45 PM
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    Benson X

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    Benson X [OP] My build thread sucks...

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    If you don't draw blood, you're doing it wrong!
    :anonymous:
     
    Benson X, Sep 11, 2012
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  5. Sep 11, 2012 at 2:56 PM
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    Manwithoutaplan

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    Manwithoutaplan the full Monty

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    :rofl: :laugh:
     
    Manwithoutaplan, Sep 11, 2012
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  6. Sep 11, 2012 at 2:59 PM
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  7. Sep 28, 2012 at 2:48 AM
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    TNDrew, Sep 28, 2012
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  8. Oct 9, 2012 at 6:56 AM
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    Fenwick1993 Hillbilly

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    Bahahaha, my boss would laugh his ass off if I did that. Dirty minds prevail in the construction world!
    In my last fifteen minutes, I'm cleaning up all of the tools and equipment and throwing it all back in the truck.
     
    Fenwick1993, Oct 9, 2012
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  9. Oct 9, 2012 at 6:56 AM
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    Fenwick1993 Hillbilly

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    Stonewall is the fattest 5 lug slug ever
    ^ Winning.
     
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  10. Jul 30, 2013 at 4:07 PM
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    Revival for amazing post!!!
     
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  11. Aug 7, 2013 at 2:06 PM
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    Lets see the last 15 min of my day is a shift turnover... but the 11.45 hrs b4 that i sit on my ass, play ping pong, talk shit to my co-workers and every once in a while i do some work. lol
     
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  12. Aug 7, 2013 at 2:32 PM
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    Benson X

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    Benson X [OP] My build thread sucks...

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    If you don't draw blood, you're doing it wrong!
    You forgot trolling TW religiously....that accounts for about 1 hour of my workday. :cool:
     
    Benson X, Aug 7, 2013
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  13. Aug 7, 2013 at 2:50 PM
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    Benson X [OP] My build thread sucks...

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    If you don't draw blood, you're doing it wrong!
    ...and yes, really. (in response to the anon neg rep I got from this thread)
     
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  14. Aug 7, 2013 at 2:52 PM
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    OZ-T You are going backwards

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    I clean up my tools
     
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  15. Aug 7, 2013 at 3:03 PM
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    I usually spend the last few minutes finishing up gauging paperwork and BS'ing with coworkers.
     
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  16. Aug 7, 2013 at 3:20 PM
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    Benson X

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    Benson X [OP] My build thread sucks...

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    If you don't draw blood, you're doing it wrong!
    you mean :jerkoff: right?

    :p


    Just to set the record straight, I don't make my thumb into a false penis during the last 15 minutes of every workday, only on occasion. Typically, I finish up on emails, and schedule the next day's call-backs for clients.
     
    Benson X, Aug 7, 2013
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  17. Aug 7, 2013 at 3:22 PM
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    OZ-T

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    OZ-T You are going backwards

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    No , I mean like pick up all my assorted tools and air hoses and electrical cords and put them in the lock box for the night
     
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  18. Aug 7, 2013 at 3:24 PM
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    jtav2002 Kenny Fuckin Powers

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    The type of work I do, I'm never actually "done" with nothing left to do. If I'm not on any time sensitive projects I might shoot the shit with some co-workers. Otherwise I'm generally working til I leave.
     
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  19. Aug 7, 2013 at 4:26 PM
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    Larry CARL

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    I thought you were the GC?
     
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  20. Aug 7, 2013 at 4:30 PM
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    to the OP:
    I work in a highly professional office, such shenanigans would not be tolerated.
     
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