Oregon and Washington BS thread

I stopped by a bikini stand today, first time in a couple years. The girl was way too skinny, but I won't complain since she was wearing pasties and a see through thong

I was ALMOST gonna ask if I could record a video of her saying "I Love Tacos", but I pussed out.

Plus, I think you get in trouble for taking photos or videos. Couldn't hurt to ask though....maybe next time.

 

I bet if ya tipped her a $20 she'd do it! I go to those stands cuz they usually make pretty good coffee lol plus the girls are usually confused when a girl pulls up. I think its a lil funny

 

Great Ben. Now you're going to gateway the girl to doing more risque things and eventually ending up like the Everett bikini baristas

 

Haha, probably...but I'm a cheap bastard...maybe a $5 spot

There was a car with 2 older ladies behind me

(maybe they likeTacos too?)

She is already more corrupted than me, she was all tatted-up and wearing next to nothing....

Wonder if I could get a part-time job there?
Yeah right, I make horrible espresso...

 

Id pay u NOT to....

 

yo you bastards. What have i missed on my hiatus? lol minus the part of gurrrrys truck turning into freaking flexy son of a bitch lol

any new people in our area? now mods? must gain knowledge!!

 

Challenge accepted! I'm probably too hairy anyway, and my tits are too small.

Yeah Gare-Bear's truck is fucking rowdy now! I am calling it the SASquatch.

I made a cheesy cover for my light bar

That's about it for me. Oh, and missing out on some epic wheeling this weekend. Woe is me...

 

haha, SASquatch me like

dont feel bad missing out on wheeling. Besides the WCMF, i havent enjoyed much of anything. Actually, i did go riding one day that was all lol

Working monday - saturday 7am-7pm till the NW strikes and we all come close to drowning haha

 

I replaced my UCA bushings with the new stuff available for the LR UCAs. Looks much better.
Still waiting for news on rear bumper progress.
Hopefully not driving into the heart of a fire this weekend at Naches with all the forest burning down TW stormed the snot out of gitout and is representing half the people going on the trip. Last count was 15 rigs. I be leading one of the groups which may translate to me buggering with maps a bunch.

 

So Rob now that Ben Affleck is going to be the new Batman you sure you still want that sig?? Hahaha

 

I'm looking at moving out of state in the next year or so, ready for a change from the Az heat. Highly considering Oregon as it seems the best compromise for me and my girlfriend. I love hunting, fishing, offroading pretty much anything outdoors and she's at home in the city. We're going to visit this winter at some point figuring it'll be the worst part of the year to see if its manageable. She has family in the portland area so we'll have someone to help us get going. How's the job market out there? I've done retail, mechanic work, some construction and I currently work for the Az department of corrections. Anything I'm missing out on? We're sick of the ridiculous heat but trying to avoid mass amounts of snow.

 

Here's the light cover I made

 

You SOB. You can't see it, but I'm flipping you off!

 

They should've made Chris Rock the new Batman

 

or Chris Walken

 

Hahahahahahaha

 

now THAT would be awesome.

 

Tom Hanks as Bruce Wayne in "Batman Retires"