30 and younger thread

I'm not sure about you but I make most phone calls from the toilet, honestly it's when best thoughts arise.

 

It's pretty sad how many fancy cars I see roll through there

 

I am glad my apartment complex picks up the water bill. I do my thinking in the shower haha.

 

Do you make sure they hear the splash too?

 

"Thinking" right.....

 

Iv got one of those kohler ergonomic toilet seats so my ass is form fitted to the seat in a way, I also don't get hardcore splashes I get plunks

 

Nice ill be waiting for an update. Because in a few years ill be looking at dodges for a tow rig for sure.

 

Definitely should have went with the padded toilet seat.

 

Negative señor I have a memory foam mat for my feet my butt is perfectly comfortable with the ergo seat

 

Well I went searching for the tripel and they did not have it a store 30 miles away has it supposedly so I went with the lazy magnolia pecan it's awesome.

 

That's a little intense on the bunghole

 

That's what I'm talking about! BIG TRUCK!

 

I have a memory foam mattress so I just poop in bed. And I drink my piss because it's sterile and I like the taste.

 

I don't get out of the way for big trucks when I was moving back to school the roads are those 55middle of no where roads. I'm going about 58 (ball hard!) This truck comes barreling up. He decides to tailgate me pretty bad so I slow down to the speed limit. and that did not tickle his fancy one bit. when the passing lane came he passed my half way in my line, I thought he sideswiped me actually.

Well 2 hours later he is filling his tank at a gas station. I pull up and snap a picture of him and his license plate. He had the oh shit look going on

He didn't hit my car but came pretty dang close to. as he passed I felt the air coming off his rear tires.

 

I then would have done it to you again for taking a picture. with the middle finger out the window. you gonna pull over and show a cop a photo of me at the gas pump?

He was saying having a big truck in a city is better than a small car and I agree. I would much rather be bigger than everyone else in an over crowed city.

 

It's burrito:30!

 

Pictures are better then nothing and from the bang up rear and mods it had, it was the same truck damage goes both ways

Its like when someone hits your parked car then they think if they park 3 spots away they will be off the hook haha.

 

I mean of he hit you then hell yeah. But if its just a photo then it's his word against yours, and all he did was pass you I mean I can ride around all day snapping photos of cars.

 

I have a big wiener so a small truck fits me better.

 

I find parking everywhere and I live down town Denver. Just gotta know where to park I drove an f350 around a bunch. Never really had a problem. I could see if you were visiting a big city and didn't know where you were going, but if you live there you figure things out.