New England B.S. Thread

I like where this is going

 

Hahahaha I told you I'm cheaping this thing. No more than 500. That's the budget. Engine is costing nothing. That's my expertise

 

Funny thing is 6 of the cans are semi gloss rest are flat

 

Unless you do a camo pattern with the 2 types of black!

 

Breakfast of champions right there, just add the smokes.

 

For my kitchen there is no better the couple of times a year I need it. That said, the living room is hardwood and there's no way in hell I'm using a Shop Vac on that.

 

Going to exchange the semi for some flat

 

Remind me to beat your ass when I see you haha..you got the wrong idea my man.


The wife is good for cooking too!

 

I use my Shop Vac for all hard surfaces

And, does anyone know how to convert a dishwasher into a snow blower?






wait for it...





give her a shovel

 

I hope you are good at that, if Kendra reads that joke you might be left with only the Shop Vac!

Yeah..like I'm not going to bust Linda's balls with that one as soon as I get home!

 

I can give you a few more to really get you planted squarely in the dog house:

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's evolutionary, it allows them to stand closer to the sink.


Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the microwave and the stove

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she hands it to you

Good luck, if we don't hear from you for a few days, we may or may not send a search

 

Just spent the morning looking at houses . Think I found the one!
3 car garage

 

I am moving in. We can buy a turbo diesel and gooseneck trailer to haul the trail rigs around.

 

Dude we looked at one house it had a brand new garage built . It was as big as Tim's . But the house was super old and falling apart and the neiborhood wasn't what I wanted But man that garage was the balls .its funny when the real estate agent shows you the garage before the house . She gets it lmao

 

Nice. House hunting sucks balls. I was not amused

 

Agreed! The house I'm renting now I would like to make an offer in a year or two. 2 car garage, 2500sqft house, 15 acres, well, oil, gas stove. 3 wood stoves.

 

Damn...

I want a bigger garage...

 

Same. I want a two + car garage.

 

Your driveway is a shit show. Nice house but the driveway going into the garage would piss me off. Idk how you even stop pulling into it in the winter...Have you ever just plowed down the hill lol? But your garage is a nice size just you have your truck in it lol. Mines stuffed with tools and way too much tools.

 

Anybody have a site that shows property boundaries ? I'm trying to figure out how far back this property goes .