30 and younger thread

I'm for using the metric system but telling the ladies I drank like 3.8 liters of booze isn't as impressive as saying I drank a gallon of booze. Every one knows women are attracted to guys that drink a ton. <- that's sarcasm by the way

 

so i've been training my live for nothing?! SON OF A B****

 

1st time i drove on the road i was 12 and was driving a ford F-350 dually loaded with hay bales.

 

FTFY

England here i come

 

Lived there, twas awesome

 

now only if i could find a decent job and figure out how to move my son and taco over there

 

England is ok. Depends on where you are at. A lot of the kids in London are stuck up asshats who think all American's are idiots. Of course, until that kid happens to have a bloody nose outside the back of the pub and then you become best friends.

 

Perfect! haha

Hmm i probably would have said no spray my bed! How's the taco coming?

I drove at 10 in a hilux, I ran over a armadillo

 

I didn't care for it when i was over there.

Sorry i never emailed the completed resumé back to you, been sorta busy and it's not a high priority.

 

i was expecting that if i moved over there. also expected i'd have to kick alot of ass or out drink everyone or both for respect. because mericuh

 

I lived in Ecuador it was awesome to

 

Yes it is

 

no hablo espanol. england would be perfect simply because i dont feel like relearning spanish or learning another language. that and vietnam doesnt get cold and my truck would be way too big lol. plus girls with british accents(certain regions) are HAWT

 

THIS

but unfortunately this..

 

I lived in a small town where they loved Americans, plus I got to travel to France, Ireland, and Scotland all the time

All good, havent really had time to look at anything other than my own work anyways

 

Si señor very HAWT

 

FTFY