Houston BS Thread

True story.. while Kase has been working on his for months.

 

Thats most contracts lately. Unless it requires us clearances.

 

It was a mis quote during my multiquotes experiment...was meant for Rich alone

 

Indeed... As soon as they need uavs again, I'll be doing it again

 

And ill be your cabin boy lol. I regret not taking a uav job a few years ago before I moved to korea :/

 

Shoulda done it... Beats being an 0311 I'm sure...

 

I did Korea from 02-03 at Yongsan... Good and drunk times

 

I wasn't a grunt. I was special intel

 

Just fucking with ya... All marines are grunts first.... Or something like that

 

I regret not joining the military, 1 for the experience and 2 for the GI bill. Ah well, live and learn.

 

Yuuuuuuuuuup. Plus the free trqvel to the desert of your choice!

 

I'm saving this.

Enjoy the long weekend!

Ahem. It's "meat" for you guis.

Hugh's and Jeff's sucks balls, and not just any balls. They specialize in sweaty sour milk-smelling grungy balls. Their car "wash" is horrendous and overpriced (took my RR there and they wanted $70) and their bar sucks equally sweaty sour milk balls. Drinks are very weak and, you guessed it, over priced. The ONLY thing going for them is their sandwiches. They're pretty decent but not worth the experience of going to that place.

This, but (and this is a BIG but) you must go to the donkey show. Do it once in your life. Once is enough.

Never understood the logic behind this either. Shiner charges a premium to distributors and thus to places that sell Shiner products, so the cost is passed on to consumers. Either way, its too much to pay for substandard beer IMHO. Michelob Ziegenbach is better, again, in my humble opinion.

C'mon get on it.

Gangsta!

And they're also batshit crazy.

 

Yeah im learning the hugh and jeffs experience first hand. Ive been sitting here for almost 3 hrs. They always have a cute chick up front but bar service is lacking. The sliders and chicken strips are good but "somethings wrong with the tv so its only showing movie preview channels" 2.25 domestics and wells arent too terribly bad. Im waiting to see how the wash is. Outside of the cute chick at the front im the youngest person in here by 20 years.

 

I saw your sig after I posted my multi-quote reply. Excellent.

 

Three hours? Holy shit.

And your description of the demographics fits. It gets a little better on a Friday or Saturday night, but there hasn't ever been anything there worth risking getting a STD.

 

This is my second and worst experience here and prob wont be back except to drink. Ill do it myself from now on. Ugh

 

Tip Top in Seabrook is where I take my company truck every weekend and my Tacoma when I don't have time to wash it by hand. They're awesome.

 

Yeah theres a place by my house and another on 518 thats supposedly pretty good. I can imagine how pissed they were. I sprayed layla down to get most of the clumps of everything off but she was still filthy. ...