Most Embarssing Moment

What's your most embarssing moment? Mine would probably be letting one rip during a silent prayer at church. Lol What's yours?

 

In 7th grade I thought I'd try to be cool in front of the 4 8th grade hot chicks of the school. I jumped up to swing on a branch. I went forward and then let go as I was swinging back. I misjudged how high I was off the ground and my feet just barely brushed the pavement. My face and chest however met the mark with rediculous force. I jumped up with my bloody nose, put both hands up and said thank you thank you. I imagine all 4 of their stomachs were cramping from how hard they were laughing. 2 of them ended up on the ground. I walked away bleeding.

 

The Mayor of our city, ( I did not know it was the Mayor at the time) walked up my driveway. I was working in the garage at the time.
Mayor "Excuse me, can I have a moment of your time?"
Me "Depends who the hell you are and what the hell you want?"
Mayor "I'm the Mayor of ***** and I'm looking for your support"
Me "Crap, sorry"

 

EPIC!!

I think I was about 10 and had JUST learned what flipping people off meant...so anyone who was speeding or drove their car to close to me while I was walking or riding my bike got the bird....including my sunday school coordinator.
Insult to injury- She catches me in church the next week and tells me to come get a cookie for my baby sister- and chews my ass...then my parents found and and it was game over.

 

When I was 9 years old I stuck my hand up a soda machine and it cut my pinky finger off.


Luckly it got sewn back on...still pretty embarassing.

 

When my wife and I were dating we went to the mall. I had to use the restroom (#2).

I finish my business and am in the process of washing my hands when 2 guys walk in. There is a mirror over the sink, so I can see one guy lean and whisper something to the other guy..the whole while looking at me.

I exit restroom and its bugging the heck out of me b/c I know they were talking about me. After about 50 yards of walking it hit me...................

Growing up my mom always had us place toilet paper on public restroom toilet seats................

I reach back and calmly retrieve a 2 foot toilet paper tail

 

My story is pretty much like the OP's. I was sitting in church and let out this HUGE fart. being 12 years old, it was difficult not to laugh.

 

hahaha someone told me to repost this on here

I came back from running a good 6 minutes ago but when i started, i got 15 minutes into the run and i had to piss so awfully bad, i went into some trees 5 feet away from the sidewalk, i couldnt hold it any longer, i pulled my pants down all the way to my ankles( i pushed them that far because i REALLY had to go and i didnt care about anything ) i peed for a good minute, i shook it, and said to myself. this piss smells like ass! and i had my ipod in which made me say that a little bit louder. i pulled my pants up and i turned around to see a group of people staring at me with shock and all i could say was damn, that was the best piss i have ever taken, i smiled and i continued my run.

 

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