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  1. Nov 1, 2013 at 6:35 AM
    Mapcinq

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    Move to Canada.. 80%+ = A --- Problem solved.
     
  2. Nov 1, 2013 at 6:19 PM
    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    but....what.................poutine?
     
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    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    welcome back from ladyboy land!

    looks like you and the lady had a fucking fantabulous time
     
  5. Nov 4, 2013 at 12:12 AM
    BrokenTusk

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    It was a fantabulous and a half time!

    Hey, not to be racist, but can you speak Japanese? I need someone to practice with.
     
  6. Nov 4, 2013 at 12:50 AM
    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    sukoshi nihongo o hanashimasu :anonymous: why do you need to learn?
     
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  7. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:08 AM
    BrokenTusk

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    Thats beyond my level

    I'm still at "Anata na namae Marcel Desu"

    and shit like "Genki Desu Ka"

    Going to Japan in 3 weeks.
     
  8. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:12 AM
    Konaborne

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    damn youre one busy motherfucker

    also that sentence says "you name marcel" :anonymous:

    "anata" is the person you're conversating with//"you"

    boku is self in terms of if you have a penis, watashi is "me" generally
     
  9. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:13 AM
    BrokenTusk

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    I've never tried to learn a "Phrase" type of language before. English/French/Spanish are all word and grammar between the words based. Japanese is frustrating as hell.

    Like:
    "Genki Desu Ka" = How are you today?"
    "Ogenki Desu Ka" = How are you?
    "Genki Desu" = I'm fine

    WHAT. THE. FUCK. OVER.
     
  10. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:14 AM
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    One correlation I've found is "Ka" is pretty much the Japanese version of a question mark.

    Every question type sentence ends in Ka
     
  11. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:18 AM
    Konaborne

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    it's kinda confusing

    like sentences are backwards, in terms of subjects

    "Ohaiyou gozaimasu"
    translated is literally

    "Morning GOOD!"

    "Otoire wa doko desu ka?"

    "TOILET. WHERE IS IT?"

    "genki desu ka" is "how are you", "Ka" is the japanese question mark

    kyou wa genki desu ka" is "how are you today"
     
  12. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:21 AM
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    beat me to it haha

    wa/ga denotes the topic of the sentence

    "Watashi wa genki desu"

    "I am fine"

    it sucks until you think about how fucking confusing english must be to learn

    to too 2
    there they're their
    are our
    in inn
    dick penis schlong cock shiny phallus dragon
     
  13. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:22 AM
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    Youkoso is "Welcome"
    "Ohaiyou gozaimasu" can't be literally "Good Morning" because
    "Konbanwa" is "Good Evening" and
    "Oyasuminasai" is "Good Night"
     
  14. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:24 AM
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    Phallus Dragon.. Fucking. Gold. haha

    Yea but english has direct translations for every word, meaning you can start learning based off phrases & singular word definitions.

    Japanese has the same word mean different things depending on context. As if thats not hard enough, they THEN use Multiple different words to mean 1 single thing. Fuck.
     
  15. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:25 AM
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    are you going for business kinda shit or for shits and giggles?
     
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    Tokyo Motor Show
    Robot Fighting & Sexy Japanese girls resturant
    Kyoto Ancient Temples
    800 yr old saki distillery
    Go to GT-R factory and race GT-R's
    Eat lots of sushi
    Drink lots of everything

    That all we've thought of currently.
     
  17. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:30 AM
    BrokenTusk

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    Also the funniest one I've learned so far "Ichigo Ichi"

    Means "One meeting, One time", phrase refering to chance meetings in life. Taught it to my buddy, he's going to try to use it as a panty dropper line.
     
  18. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:36 AM
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    yeah...
    bring a tablet, pull a pic of something up and
    "Kore wa doko desu ka?"
    "Where is this?"

    "Otoire wa doko desu ka?"
    "where is the bathroom?"

    "Gomennasai, nihongo o hanashimasen"
    "sorry, I don't fucking speak japanese"

    "eigo o hanashimasu ka?"
    "do you speak english?"

    "Sumimasen"
    Excuse me, impolite "sorry"

    "Gommennasai"
    polite "sorry"

    Arigatou gozaimasu
    "thank you"

    "watashi wa saishokushugisha desu"
    "Fuck off, I am a vegitarian"

    "Kaji! Kaji da!"
    "holy shit something's on fire"


    adding kudasai= "please"

    keisatsu o yonde kudasai!
    "CALL THE POLICE"

    "Arimasen" cancels whatever you just said to pretty much say "don't do this"

    "Keisatsu o yobidasu koto wa arimasen"
    "FUCK DONT CALL THE POLICE"


    think that's about all you need to know
     
  19. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:43 AM
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    How do I say:
    "The hooker was dead before I got here?"

    and do you actually know some Japanese or are you google translating this?
     
  20. Nov 4, 2013 at 1:46 AM
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    I took 3 years of it, kinda been exposed to it over the years

    the only thing i googled in that was the "don't call the police" haha
     

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