Houston BS Thread

Oh what a day of bs!! Lol

 

Just meant the first ride home, trying to drive and stare at the same time. She was actually just my roomate at the time but we started dating basically the next day

 

Not necessarily.

Hahaha awesome.

 

also should monitor her health i.e. if she develops vertigo or nausea. some peoples bodys reject these kinds of procedures. i watch way too much history/discovery channel

 

I've never seen a connect-the-dots game like that

 

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i think hes talking about the surgeon drawings

 

yup, it was my failed attempt at "humor"...don't forget to slap your knee

Congrats man, the new mod looks good

 

Its for adults only sir

 

Oh LOL. Thanks man. Some of the markings are now on my palm

 

On a scale of A to DD, how awesome are they?

 

I'll put it this way: I nearly wrecked my truck when I saw them.

 

I'm glad the next meet is at your place now. I'll be the one wearing mirrored sunglasses.

 

Well this conversation went far north for a while it seems. Im more of a cupcake man myself. Well as long as i get a side if thighs with my desert im more then happy. My wife is 4'9'' and 100lbs soaking wet, and shes 7 years younger than me. To be a bit more exact, she was 10 years old when i joined the military. When you look at it that way i seem like a dirty old man lmao. I dont mind

 

My mom was in 3rd grade when my dad was born... Your point is?

 

Your only 19. Once your 30 or a few month from it you'll start to realize how much fun it is to have a wife thats not only mature but younger than you by more than 5 years. I met my wife 2 days after she turned 18 and i kept her all to myself . Its the power of the south pole lmao (i figure we were talking about the twin peaks, we might as well bring up the south pole lol).

Youll be happy when your my age and still able to date 18-22 year olds. Its gard work but someones got to do it.

 

Congrats on the new Bewbs Jack

 

Boobs. That is all.