Hockey Trash Talk & BS thread

She said whales are too slow to outrun the sharks.

She busted up laughing when I mentioned the Canadiens.

She's a Chicago fan. She picked them prior to them winning last year because she enjoys their goal song. (Chelsea Dagger)

 

U TELL THAT LITTLE DB THAT ORCAS KILL AND EAT SHARKS JUST LIKE THEY ARE DOING RIGHT NOW

 

Canucks break the Sharks curse

FU Sharks

 

.500
WOOOT

 

sadly .500 would be welcomed in these parts right about now.

 

She should be a Predators fan. Their name seems to capture the essence of her reasoning

 

She picked them to be a top team as well. I went down the schedule and ask her who would beat who and then asked her reasoning.

 

So apparently Edmonton and Philly are talking about Eberle. Anyone want to guess who will go the other way?

 

Emery

 

LAWLZ

 

Smid traded to Flames and Oilers looking at Bryzgalov

 

They literally have to do something. I know they are still young but the Yakupov pick was a disaster from day one, their goaltending has been average for a while (Dubnyk did play well the last year) and their defence is just terribly built. Might be hard to motivate a guy whos already guaranteed 20+ mil though lol

 

What did the oilers get for that pos smid?
Eberle for the Spaceman? Not fuckin likely.
The oil should send Nugent Hopkins thjis way, they can have Byfuglien

 

2 prospects to clear salary. Great move IMO. Pretty hard to shed 3.5 mil in this cap year

 

Oilers management and Owners said Eberle is an oiler for a MUCH longer time period, likely to not be traded

I figure Linus Omark was brought up so they can get some teams intereted, likely the oilers attempt to the sign the bear

 

Bryzgalov to Oilers is done. WOW hahahahahaha this will be awesome

 

go figure, i called it this summer, Oilers would sign bryz lol

 

I think Luke Schenn is going to the Oilers too

 

yah I dont think the oil are done, they just dumped a d man, they really cant afford to not get one back.... I think Omark is going somewhere tonight