JDMCQ's Garage

Not worth your typing

 

Yeah I know, but I had to let Phil know the site was better when he was banned. And I thought I was a childish douchenozzle. I can't even hold a candle to him in that department.

 

look Scott, you're a professional asshole, don't make me and the rest of your union brothers look bad by stooping down to his level

 

X2

 

Thanks for snapping me out of it, bro.

 

Basically

 

lol, yeah, kinda thinkin I should race some more often, it was a great workout

Well, apprenticeship starts young, you need to be evaluated as a young prick. You need to show the right qualities of arrogance and intelligence before being accepted. Once you are accepted you need to educate yourself to the ways of The Asshole, learn the proper use of techniques. Everyone is brash and loud when they are young, it's to be expected. Young Turks as it were. But the ones who progress to higher levels are the ones who can refine their craft and elevate it to a high art form. You see Lisa part of the Way has to do with looks too, as a intelligent but brash youth I was perceived as just a dick, part of that was due to my youthful good looks. It was hard to look really mean when you are stunningly handsome as I was. But alas those looks don't last forever and as the years progressed and I continued to refine my craft my appearance took on a more chiseled and harder look. I was aided by a technique I learned from my dad, in my family we just call it "The Look", it's the stare that's designed to make people wither. Takes about ten or so years to really get it down pat but it wasn't until my 40's with the lines in my face and the grey in my goatee that the whole package has really come together.
So like a crafty old veteran I can seamlessly pull all of these elements together and come off as the biggest asshole in the room without ever raising my voice, it's really fun to do.

 

I have a long ways to go

 

Story of my life

 

But you left out a few other important factors.

Like prolonged pickling of the mind at a young, tender age in Bugs Bunny and punk rock.

 

Everything I really needed to know in life I learned from Bugs Bunny

 

ya think????

 

His metabolism is through the roof right now. I wouldn't stand in front of him.

 

http://youtu.be/Ed0Hg7stjHE

 

This is just one fine post, if I must say so. Very nice!

 

I hopin the older set could appreciate it

 

Glass prices going up 12% soooooooooooooooooon

 

They jumped .10 a few days ago