AZ BS Thread 2.0

What an awesome morning.... (sarcasm)

Woke up to find out the puppy some how got a pill bottle full of Adderall and ate those. he's at the vet now, they pumped his stomach, and he's sedated so his puppy heart doesn't explode. They said it could be 2-3 days before he comes down.

Then on the way home from the vet some Jersey shore looking DB in a Bentley is on his phone texting, swerving and almost side swipes me. So I give him the finger and my wife yells at him to quit texting while driving. He said "pull over and I'll fuck you up".. I told him I'm late for a meeting to fuck his mom up her fat ass and I'll to kick your ass at another time. Dude didn't like that and got in front of us and hit his breaks to 'slow us down'.. Didn't work, just went around him, gave him the finger again and he followed us for about 2 miles. I left the ol' bird out the window for him to enjoy, then he pulled up again and told me to pull over so he could kick my ass, again I told him I'm late to fuck his mother and will fuck him up some other day. He then said something I couldn't understand, I'm not fluent in douchebag so I have no clue, and took off in his little car almost hitting a curb. Fucking idiots.

 

Sorry about your day so far Colby and that guy sounds like an ass hat

 

Wow sucks man - found a picture of him, #3
http://www.motoringexposure.com/11098/the-top-10-high-end-douchebag-cars

 

Your wife must hate us Bill, always gettin you to spend more money on the taco

 

Holy shit same exact car and looks just like him! Wouldn't that he amazing if it was him?

 

If you just saw the situation and told him to fuck off, you have lived my dream

 

lmao no fucking way that'd be hilarious

 

She's not a hater, but she does have a hard time climbing up into the rig these days (she is 5'-2" on a good day). I suppose we all have mods we would like to do and things we need to pay for first. I'm glad to have the taco and look forward to the day when the payments are done..

 

6 month old puppy high off of Adderall... Very interesting to watch. I feel bad for the little guy, he is sedated and still can't stop moving. Vet said he will be like this for at least the next 24 hours if not longer. Going to be a long night.

Side note, going to see Joan Rivers at 7pm! Wooooooot!

http://youtu.be/VVQEo-qrltg

 

Hey guys, does anyone know of a ffl in the Tucson area that takes online purchases? Im going to be in Tucson for the week of Thanksgiving and I found a sweet deal on a CZ 999 on classic firearms that I want to take advantage of. Thanks!

 

check your PM's

 

Wow colby that sucks and is funny all at the same time. Side note my phone is back on. So all you guys that have my number text me so I can save you.

 

damn I thought all the assholes and douchebags were in LA??

 

you have 80% we have 20% lol

 

I cant count the number of times I've forced asshole drivers to the shoulder for cutting me off in my truck in LA.

 

haha sometimes i wish i dd'd my truck so i could do that.
sometimes its scary in a little car haha

 

Nice meeting you too!

Damn phillycakes

 

You need to make your pa louder. I asked the wife wonder what this asshole is doing as i watched you fly up beside us last night on the 202. It looked like you were using your pa but never heard anything. We had no idea it was you and Whit until she rolled the window down.

Edit: it was good meeting you guys last night. Had a good time having a few beers with good people.

 

Finally got down to SDHQ and got my uniball caps.. Thanks Vince!! See you soon for those lights.

 

I didn't have it turned up all the way. But still on the freeway its hard to hear over the roaf noise of phx. And yes we had a blast.