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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:20 AM
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    Sounds like a gay bar would do the trick.
     
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  2. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:20 AM
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    Why do you use Monastat?
     
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  3. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:20 AM
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    NO!!!! Please no pictures of a hemeroid :poking:
     
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  4. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:22 AM
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    i dont use but ive seen the commercials
     
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  5. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:22 AM
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    They do make a preparation H creme as well as the missiles


    Nope, sorry
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jul 17, 2009
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  6. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:23 AM
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    chris4x4

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    TO ADD!!!

    Im not takeing pics! FUCK THAT!



    ALSO, IM NOT GOING TO A GAY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    chris4x4, Jul 17, 2009
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  7. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:24 AM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Yeah...She got me that as well, but Im afraid to look at it, after seeing these little butt rockets....

    F it....I'll check it out too....
     
    chris4x4, Jul 17, 2009
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  8. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:24 AM
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    Monistat is for yeast infections.... not hemeroids :D Preparation H is for hemeroids
     
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  9. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:25 AM
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    You shouldn't have told him! i wasn't saying anything cause i thought it would be funny to see him on the girl aisle reading the monistat box and then going "shit, wrong stuff"
     
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  10. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:26 AM
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    chris4x4

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    Ummm....I dont even know where to begine.....The Creme has an.....Nozzel that....Im guessing here......you stick IN YOUR ASS...and pump this stuff into it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  11. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:26 AM
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    • Coats to prevent further irritation, itching and discomfort from hemorrhoids
    • Shrinks swollen hemorrhoidal tissue
    • Protects irritated hemorrhoidal tissue (to make bowel movements less painful)
    • Relieves external and intrarectal discomfort
    Preparation H® Ointment relieves both internal and external hemorrhoidal symptoms. It is effective at shrinking swollen hemorrhoidal tissues and gives prompt soothing relief from painful burning, itching and discomfort.

    Regular application with Preparation H® Ointment provides continual therapy for relief of hemorrhoidal symptoms. When used regularly, Preparation H® Ointment can help prevent further irritation.

    Apply to the affected area up to 4 times daily, especially at night, in the morning or after each bowel movement. For Intrarectal Use: Before applying, remove protective cover from applicator. Attach applicator to tube. Lubricate applicator well, then gently insert applicator into the rectum. Thoroughly cleanse applicator after each use and replace protective cover. Also apply ointment to external area.

    Children under 12 years of age: consult a doctor. Please read the package for product warnings and complete labeling information.

    Preparation H® Ointment is available in 1 ounce and 2 ounce tubes.
     
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  12. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:26 AM
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    I know but i thought about submarine insertions and monastat came to mind and im glad that u dont get hemroids on ur vag
     
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  13. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:26 AM
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    I wouldnt do that.......maybe......
     
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  14. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:27 AM
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    I actually have a jeep now. Imagine that.
    Props, even googled it for you.

    any way you look at it, your butt is gonna be touched. Least embarassing if you do it yourself.
     
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  15. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:27 AM
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    For Intrarectal Use: Before applying, remove protective cover from applicator. Attach applicator to tube. Lubricate applicator well, then gently insert applicator into the rectum. Thoroughly cleanse applicator after each use and replace protective cover. Also apply ointment to external area.

    u ready chris.... hahahahahahahaha make sure to vasaline up
     
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  16. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:27 AM
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    only if you have internal hemeroids.... otherwise just put on the outside.

    So how do you tell if you have the internal ones???
     
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  17. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:28 AM
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    I actually have a jeep now. Imagine that.
    I'm sure your wife would have filled you in on the missing information before that would happen. Thank god for significant others.
     
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  18. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:28 AM
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    once again chris i think they were talking about me
     
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  19. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:28 AM
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    chris4x4

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    This is the part I have the issue with...
     
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  20. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:29 AM
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    they are on the inside? :laugh:
     
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