you might be a redneck

You Might Be a Redneck...a different take

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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya’ll are.





You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the USA !
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Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.

IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM .

IN GOD WE TRUST ​

for all my redneck friends

 

good stuff, id def. consider myself a redneck from that definition

 

Yeah, I'm definitely a redneck by those.

 

I'm a redneck by that and various other criteria

 

drew what you do with your family is your own business lol jk im a redneck through and through

 

You know what they say... if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

 

Yep! ! !! I'm guilty, I'm a RED NECK all the way! ! ! ! !

 

Full blooded redneck here, proud of it!

 

same here.

 

tacomaman keeps it in the family too... incest the game the whole family can play

 

just a few times

 

if your drunk and at a reunion it dont count right

 

Yep, redneck here too I guess.

 

ahaha....thats right!

 

damn i guess i played too then

 

It depends, do remember WHICH cousin it was?

If not, then you were drunk enough that it doesn't count.

 

Redneck here.