Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Why didn't you bring your lunch with you?

 

out of food at home.

 

eat the baby

 

Unfortunately these things are stiff as shit. No adjusting gonna happen while they're on the truck. Just called king and they said 5 threads = 1" and the first 1/4" of silver showing is equal to 2". We'll see...

 

i like the way you think.

 

holy fuck ball. i need a new CPA. rich, you're good at math, right???

 

to a certain extent

 

what about foreign earned income exclusion laws?

 

negatory but nothing good ol google cant fix

 

lol, i love asian jokes

 

i'm also listening to some army recruiters mull over the idea of talking to me about enlistment. i shouldn't fuck with them, should i?

 

thats a dumb question to ask us and you know why.



DOOOOOOO ITTT!!

 

that's the second time that someone has used that picture on me in 4 days. both TW members, both regarding shenanigans while drunk.

 

i was looking for the rob schneider from waterboy one but at work and trying to keep shenanigans off my second screen..

 

i used to always fuck with them when i was in the marines, but haven't really seen any lately, outside of my buddy tim, who knows better to ask.

 

do ett or since we are on the subject to drinking challenge them. the worse that could happen is you re-join lol

 

i'd be taking a demotion, at least 2 ranks, which means a loss of money, plus i'd have to buy all new uniforms, shave, get haircuts, and deal with douchebags who have never been really tested in the real world scenario. (army is easy to tell if they've even been to combat since they have a patch on a shoulder for it).

no thank you. i'll be a college student (eventually).

 

that would only happen if you lose. and i know those details lol my best friend is reserve right now after returning from iraq and pretty much all the males on kaylas side of the family are retired marines.

iraq really messed my buddy up..