Things your personal code does not allow you to do?

*then

 

No tact where ?

 

I never have actually...never felt turned on in the shower. Maybe because water is too hot.

 

-Watch elderly person struggle to do something.
-Watch disabled person struggle with something after they give you the look, indicating they need help.
-do nothing when seeing a woman being struck/shoved.
-put ketchup on a hot dog.
-see someone drop money/wallet/purse and not tell them.

 

Say the words whip and homie and be serious

 

Hook up with a fat chick

 

^^ FYI, the government doesn't own the postal service.

So technically, you don't rely on the government at all

 

Sell my guns....My guns are mine and they will never be for sale.

 

YOU SIR.......Don't know what your missin

 

YOU SIR......Do not know what you are missing....

 

must not drive on public roads or interstate and must be on a well and septic system and solar or generator or other off-grid energy-generation system and have no need for police or fire and never fly on airplanes or use GPS. Must be awesome.

 

She'd probably make a bangin' breakfast in the morning

 

or send your kid to school

 

Everything has pretty much been said for me:
Taking handouts
Make excuses for anything/everything (my sister in law does this and gets quite upset when I call her on it)
Hook up with a fat chick (am married so this one is off the table, but has been one of my no codes)
Do nothing when seeing a child being abused
Do nothing when seeing a woman being abused
Do nothing when seeing the elderly being abused

Not sure about more, but I will echo another poster and say I try to do everything as if my two children are watching, because they are...

 

It is said they are extremely willing to please, but just could never bring myself to plow that field...

 

Roads? What is this you speak of?

 

I once had this rule. However, if you break it, your life will improve dramatically.. also you can find some pretty sweet/private public restrooms if you look.

 

Don't know what to say to this...

 

X2

My rule about this has morphed into a " I prefer not to but it sure beats shitting your pants "

 

My boy slayed a few overweight dragons and confirmed this to be true. I have not had the courage... nay, i have not had the desire to go on such a quest.