New England B.S. Thread

Bacholor party . iPhone changes it to Bach

 

Maybe you're just super classy and like classical music

 

Yeah pretty much but it helps.

 

That's as good a reason as any in my book haha..still remember my bachelor party, dropped everyone off and got home at 330AM after a night at Cheaters..

 

I think they finally closed that dump .

 

Was thinking you meant partying with Sebastian Bach haha

Yep, they did for 45 days. Some girls got caught doing extra work..and they got busted for a 15 yr old runaway dancing there. Girl had professional looking ID that fooled them, but that's the breaks.

I got hit on a few times there..one girl just had her boobs done and made me squeeze them. Hard as fkn rocks.

Went there last fall and about 12 people got in a huge brawl..we got outta there fast before it got any worse, didn't feel like getting shot

 

1. Assuming you know at what degree your truck will tip, and 2. Having time to look at the silly thing.

I can tell you from experience they are worthless.

On another note:

 

Anyone ever get roped into doing shit with the wife, just cuz it's her? Like, going places you hate, with people you hate, to do things you hate?

 

But when you don't want to go, you get bitched at? And if it's her in that situation, you get bitched at?

 

Yes! I'm not the only one!

 

Yeeeeep been there before!

 

Wait til you get married...

 

My wife and I hate all the same types of events and people, so it's very rarely.

 

So she doesn't like one person you can't stand?

 

Cut it out.....she is saddled with your sorry a$$ for life...grow a set...

Wait till the grandkids show up and then a quiet friday night becomes not one BUT all 3 " Just for the night goes into Saturday afternoon" BUT they behave like "angels" for you,youngest went down for a 2 hour nap and electronics keeps the older 2 HAPPY for that time frame plus...

Mike, how is that Tundra, house and WIFE treating you

Seriously though,how many times have our spouses been dragged around following us through "adventures" tilted in our favor ???? Hell, we are about to start again in FT.Myers at 50+ years of age just because WE can....

I know after 31 years of marriage my R.O.I has me .....

 

I can't even think of one person. Our friends all just became one big group.

 

Aw you guys are like how I met your mother

 

Yup. You be a good doobie and do it because it makes her happy..I like to think of it as building up comp time myself. That way when I want to do something she either goes or just lets me go by myself.

For all the concerts I go to she never gets mad about me spending the $$ or going out myself..so I make sure to take her to Journey every time they come around just for putting up with my shit.

 

Hahahaha yeah. I do it with a smile.. Tundras good, house is good, wife is good. The tundra is like a Tacoma, but with testicles and a dong.

 

Kinda like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zSun0dpP0&sns=em