The Official Gym & Fitness Thread

Im just jealous I wish I could grow a beard as lumberjack as yours lol

Yep I say to myself, 5 days a week in the gym must be working cause apparently I look so ripped im on steroids lol

Buhahaha

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZB8HRrJ0KM

 

Haha how old are you? I couldn't grow a full beard until I was 22. I'm 24 now and it grows in real nice.

My only problem with being accused of doing steroids is I never get asked outside the gym in the winter b/c the only time I ever look like I workout in the winter is when I have the workout 'pump' b/c of my high bodyfat. In the summer, all my non-lifting friends assume that, since my bodyfat is lower than theirs and I have some definition, I must be on ALL KINDZZZ of juice. It's like people are threatened by it "Oh that dude is more cut/bigger than me...he must be on roids." Dumbasses

 

This. My GF said if I ever lose my big legs, she's gone. Love it.

 

haha

 

When my girlfriend and I started dating (around 4 and 1/2 yrs ago) neither one of us worked out and I was 140 lbs. Now, we both workout and we both have come to enjoy each other much more aesthetically, than before. I HATE looking at old pics of myself now. I looked like a fuckin limp noodle.

 

I dream of the day she comes to the gym to workout with him and I'm there. No matter what happens, i will rep his max at least 12 times on any lift just to show what she left me for.

 

Just be doing this when she walks in...that'll show her what's up

 

Or this:

http://youtu.be/xyXplN23ALM

 

Then be sure to bang on your chest when your done and growl like a gorilla or just take a piss on your ex to mark your territory

 

^^This

& a swift kick to the balls for the frat boy... if they've dropped yet.

 

This should do the trick, she will be back in your arms before your glory swoll even wears off

 

click play at work. dead silence broken by me trying to hold back my laugh. proceed to laugh. people awkwardly looking at me. whatever.

 

My work here is done.

 

My body has been conditioned to hour or less workouts at the gym...this leg workout is about a good two hours long and halfway through.....and floasted. Fucking toasted

 

I simply do not have enough time to do workouts that long otherwise i'd try these crazy ass workouts.

 

On the tread mill doing the 8 sets of walking lunges for 2 min...ugh

 

been doing nothing but term papers for the last 5 days, my fingers are getting jacked!

 

I've been doing nothing but fingering Sean's mom my entire vacation, my fingers are super swole...and she's super satisfied