things I told my wife I wanted LOL

Oowen · Nov 22, 2013

THIS THREAD IS AWESOME

RearViewMirror · Nov 22, 2013

neverstuck said: ↑

If you want to have sex the way two men likely do… go for it.
Click to expand...

I can't really give her a reach around so....

Agent Smith · Nov 22, 2013

mdcmn7 said: ↑

I'm getting ar parts!
Click to expand...

Me too! Then Christmas day I unwrap all the parts and assemble a badass motherfucking rifle. In honor of Jesus' birthday, I will hold off on making noise until the day after.

I'm surprised Mrs. Smith went for it. Maybe I should I should push my luck and try for a hum bobber AND a new Glock 30SF

RITaco · Nov 27, 2013

Agent Smith said: ↑

Me too! Then Christmas day I unwrap all the parts and assemble a badass motherfucking rifle. In honor of Jesus' birthday, I will hold off on making noise until the day after.

I'm surprised Mrs. Smith went for it. Maybe I should I should push my luck and try for a hum bobber AND a new Glock 30SF
Click to expand...

She's a hummer?! This thread made me LOL HARD

Larry · Nov 27, 2013

we are at the age and place in life where we quit giving each other Christmas gifts.

however...sex and a good cup of coffee is always welcomed.

Larry · Nov 27, 2013

and shotgun shells...
any day is a good day for another case of shotgun shells.

metrick1215 · Nov 27, 2013

well were going to see my brother in England this year so... Christmas is kinda out because we are going over there.. so shes getting clothes for the trip.... who knows what im getting... i never ask for much..Id rather just get what i want when i can save the money on the side from my two part time jobs... But sex in another country...ya that will be pretty BA... So that has to count for something

Kevinztaco · Nov 27, 2013

wanna tacoma said: ↑

My wife wanted me to make a Christmas list, so I made a section just for my truck. Going off memory this is what I told her.

Bilstein 5100 shocks for front, shackle reciever, seat covers either gray of camo, new wheels, light bar with hella 500FF driving lights, I thought I wrote down a few more things but can't remember right now. Then below it I made another list more realistic. Do I think I will get anything of this stuff? Like Si says on Duck Dynasty, "Nnnnnnnaaahhhhh"
Click to expand...

I'm a single guy so as I looked at your list, I thought to myself that if I'm going to get a list of such expensive toys I have one of two options with a woman.

1. Get married to a fugly one so she approves of my every decisions.

or

2. Get married to an average to above average and forget about such a list.

Larry · Nov 27, 2013

Kevinztaco said: ↑

I'm a single guy so as I looked at your list, I thought to myself that if I'm going to get a list of such expensive toys I have one of two options with a woman.

1. Get married to a fugly one so she approves of my every decisions.

or

2. Get married to an average to above average and forget about such a list.
Click to expand...

not always true...

my wife is a pretty lady (by most accounts) and I have had many expensive toys over the past several decades.

Ham N Egger · Nov 27, 2013

After reading this thread, I think I am really in a tailspin about what to add to my Christmas list this year....

Most importantly, I don't drink coffee!

Kevinztaco · Nov 27, 2013

Kevinztaco said: ↑

I'm a single guy so as I looked at your list, I thought to myself that if I'm going to get a list of such expensive toys I have one of two options with a woman.

1. Get married to a fugly one so she approves of my every decisions.

or

2. Get married to an average to above average and forget about such a list.
Click to expand...

I want to say: but as long as one believes he/she is the best than that is what counts.

mdcmn7 · Nov 28, 2013

Larry said: ↑

we are at the age and place in life where we quit giving each other Christmas gifts.

however...sex and a good cup of coffee is always welcomed.
Click to expand...

I think sex, coffe AND Christmas presents would be even better

Jeffvt0508 · Nov 28, 2013

I asked for softopper ( tan) ..sliders...money...hidden winch... few other items.. so far.. I have bought the softopper.. once I buy all others I will then get the money aspect of my list.. cause won't be spending anymore.. ( knock on wood)

RearViewMirror · Nov 28, 2013

Larry said: ↑

however...sex and a good cup of coffee is always welcomed.
Click to expand...

Sex and coffee at the same time. I like to live dangerously

mdcmn7 · Nov 30, 2013

Hope you don't get burned

RearViewMirror · Nov 30, 2013

mdcmn7 said: ↑

Hope you don't get burned
Click to expand...

Wouldn't be the first time

Log in or Sign up

Welcome to Tacoma World!

things I told my wife I wanted LOL

#41
Oowen Well-Known Member

#42
RearViewMirror Saw things so much clearer once you... were in my

#43
Agent Smith Always outnumbered, never outgunned

#44
RITaco Member

#45
Larry CARL

#46
Larry CARL

#47
metrick1215 Pirate Medic

#48
Kevinztaco Well-Known Member

#49
Larry CARL

#50
Ham N Egger Well-Known Member

#51
Kevinztaco Well-Known Member

#52
mdcmn7 Well-Known Member

#53
Jeffvt0508 Well-Known Member

#54
RearViewMirror Saw things so much clearer once you... were in my

#55
mdcmn7 Well-Known Member

#56
RearViewMirror Saw things so much clearer once you... were in my

Products Discussed in

Log in or Sign up

Useful Searches

Welcome to Tacoma World!

things I told my wife I wanted LOL

#41 Oowen Well-Known Member

#42 RearViewMirror Saw things so much clearer once you... were in my

#43 Agent Smith Always outnumbered, never outgunned

#44 RITaco Member

#45 Larry CARL

#46 Larry CARL

#47 metrick1215 Pirate Medic

#48 Kevinztaco Well-Known Member

#49 Larry CARL

#50 Ham N Egger Well-Known Member

#51 Kevinztaco Well-Known Member

#52 mdcmn7 Well-Known Member

#53 Jeffvt0508 Well-Known Member

#54 RearViewMirror Saw things so much clearer once you... were in my

#55 mdcmn7 Well-Known Member

#56 RearViewMirror Saw things so much clearer once you... were in my

Products Discussed in Entire Site Forum: 2nd Gen. Tacomas (2005-2015)

#41
Oowen Well-Known Member

#42
RearViewMirror Saw things so much clearer once you... were in my

#43
Agent Smith Always outnumbered, never outgunned

#44
RITaco Member

#45
Larry CARL

#46
Larry CARL

#47
metrick1215 Pirate Medic

#48
Kevinztaco Well-Known Member

#49
Larry CARL

#50
Ham N Egger Well-Known Member

#51
Kevinztaco Well-Known Member

#52
mdcmn7 Well-Known Member

#53
Jeffvt0508 Well-Known Member

#54
RearViewMirror Saw things so much clearer once you... were in my

#55
mdcmn7 Well-Known Member

#56
RearViewMirror Saw things so much clearer once you... were in my

Products Discussed in