Colorado B.S. Thread

Show them your flopped runner pic and say that was at the dealer when they failed to meet your requests so you flipped it haha "Don't make me flip this house over.."

 

They know where I stand now and everything has been going great. I haven't seen the house in over two weeks. Be nice to see it all purrty tomorrow.

 

I can't wait to poop in one of your bathrooms.

 

Lmao!! Funny you say that. My buddies house he built in my neighborhood that I put the wood floors in before he lied in. I pooped in all his before he moved in. And he can now never take that away from me. I also drew some big dicks on his floor under the wood just out of general purpose.

 

Weren't you raging about someone writing cuss words on yours during construction?

 

Yes because I wanted more free shit. I drew dicks under the floor because he was acting like he was my boss and paying me to do a job, and he may have called me his labor funny word for Mexican because it won't let you write ****** a few times. There for dicks under the flooring happened.

 

And also his wife will never see those. My wife did so there for it could have never happened.

 

Matt-

No. Mine handles well from my standpoint. But I have about 300lbs. in back on a regular basis.

I agree that yours should not have failed already but the up side is they can be rebuilt.

 

It will be more fun to pee standing up and miss. :-D

 

Just seems a little ironic, don't ya think? A little too ironic, I really do think.

 

Not at all, im not a professional contractor so professional behavior is not expected... He didn't pay me lots of money to come in a do his floors.

and...... Its like raaaiiiiiinnnnnnn on your wedding day, its a free ride... that you already paid.

 

You get to piss out side with the dogs.

 

Fine! On your front door then!

 

Good, you got the reference. Do you know for a fact that the construction people did? It could have been anyone unless you saw them do it.

Note that I never said I was going to poop in his toilet.

 

Yeah you and gunner both!

It would have been pointless for someone to break in and do it. The house had locks on the doors at this time.

Oh I got it alright and now it wont leave my head, thanks for that!!

 

My wife and I were in every house that was built in our neighborhood to check them out while they were being built and most had locks. I still contest that ANYONE could have done that in your house.

 

This is true, annnnd on that note I now blame you for it... I broke into it all the time to look at it. I break into places for a living, my chief is yet to find a place I cant get into without damaging it. I have tricky ways for just about any locked house or business. My motto is nothing is ever really locked..


On a different note, I think Im going to keep the runner and slap some armor on it once I close on the house... just do it all at once bumpers, skids, and sliders. I think Im going to do addicteds new plate bumper.

 

Gaining entry into just about anywhere is pretty simple. That's why I have firearms, security cameras & vicious killer trained attack dogs.. locks are barely a deterrent for someone intent on getting in.

 

Agreed, and those attack dogs are enough let me tell you!

So I ask you why did you write shit on my wals.

 

Don't let their calm demeanor fool you... death by 1,000 ant bites is no joke.

I didn't write shit on your walls. I wrote much worse.