Stupid moments

OK not sure if this is already made. Did not see it any where but let's share some of those moments. If anyone managed to get a pic of it then that's extra points. Points don't go towards anything though. I'll go first.

My moment was just like 5 seconds ago. I was walking to my truck and looking for my keys and ended up retracing all my steps looking for my dang keys... they were in my hands the entire time...

 

Oh yea, like looking for my sunglasses while I'm wearing them...it's happened more than once.

 

Smoking weed kills short term memory

 

FALSE!!! Not gonna argue back if you try cuz I like the idea of this thread...

Also, ya I've done both of those... Can't think of anything else off the top of my head right now

 

I have no memory of smoking weed???

 

Well played

 

On several occasions I've gone to the liquor store grabbed a coke, put it on he counter, slapped a twenty on the counter and walked away. Luckily every time I've done this the clerk calls me out for my stuff

 

x2.


i got a buddy that has been looking for his phone..... he was talking on the phone.... that has happned at least 3 times....... one time he was on the phone and asked if i new where his phone was....

 

On occasion i've started my car, been side tracked by a phone call or messing with the radio. Then attempted to start the car again while running.

 

i have done that as well... start the truck get a text, and busy replying and forget you started the truck....

 

Haha think I have done all of those too. This is a different kind if stupid moment. I was in my car and noticed a spider crawling down the window. Tryed to hit it with the wipers but then noticed it was on the inside. So grabbed a napkin and yelled your dead you SOB. When I tryed to crush the thing it webbed down to my lap so I freaked out and started slapping every where telling a not at all manly yell and then when it was done. Noticed to rather cute girls looking at me laughing uncontrollably... can't play that off even if you try

 

I push the unlock button on my key fob for the front door to the house... damn front door never unlocks with it either

 

Ive gone through the drive-thru, ordered food/drink, paid for it at the first window then left.

 

Can't even county how many times I have pushed on the pull door