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Almost died 4 minutes ago. (choking at home)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by neverstuck, Dec 3, 2013.

  1. Dec 3, 2013 at 5:47 PM
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    neverstuck

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    Holy shit batman. I just choked in the kitchen. Had to perform the heimlich on myself slamming my chest into the edge of the countertop. I'm getting sick so I wanted to get get some fresh garlic into me. I was being stupid and tried to cut a big clove of garlic in half and take them like pills. First one wedged in there and totally blocked my throat. It came out on about the 8th slam into the countertop.

    I was on the verge of dialling 911 and running out to the sidewalk to collapse on my chest and hope for the best.

    Had a full blockage for about 45 seconds. I'm feeling a little freaked out. Shit happens quickly.

    CHEW YOUR FOOD PEOPLE!
     
  2. Dec 3, 2013 at 5:50 PM
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    Who Dat Popcorn

    Who Dat Popcorn Dafuq

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    Lol

    Almost died, hold on let me tell tw right quick :D
     
  3. Dec 3, 2013 at 5:54 PM
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    capetaco12

    capetaco12 .<>./

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    Well the bad news is that you are clearly a vampire, who else almost gets killed by garlic.

    In all seriousness glad your still alive! I had to give my old roommate the Heimlich after he choked on his chicken (no pun intended).
     
  4. Dec 3, 2013 at 5:55 PM
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    Monster Coma

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    its ironic a piece of garlic got STUCK in your throat..
     
  5. Dec 3, 2013 at 5:56 PM
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    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    I don't understand the garlic thing


    but glad you're okay, OP


    you might be a vampire
     
  6. Dec 3, 2013 at 5:57 PM
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    jbmccul

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    What makes this even more ironic is your username
     
  7. Dec 3, 2013 at 5:58 PM
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    I choked on a wiener once.
     
  8. Dec 3, 2013 at 5:58 PM
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    OZ-T I hate my neighbour

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    No doubt , lol
     
  9. Dec 3, 2013 at 5:58 PM
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    Beat me to it, neverstuck .. heh
     
  10. Dec 3, 2013 at 5:58 PM
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    ...
     
  11. Dec 3, 2013 at 5:58 PM
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    Indeed, lol
     
  12. Dec 3, 2013 at 6:01 PM
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    You being serious?

    Either way, glad you're okay.

    When I drank more I would occasionally wake up, having been sleeping on my stomach, choking. First time it happened I dropped to the floor on my hands a knees and thought...this is it. Kinda freaks a guy out.
     
  13. Dec 3, 2013 at 6:03 PM
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    Joe D

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    As if you had to tell us. :D
     
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    Garlic works amazing for fighting bacteria and infection. I used to take garlic for my stomach ulcer.
     
  15. Dec 3, 2013 at 6:09 PM
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    I want some garlic now.
     
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    +1 for the laugh good sir! Glad you're ok though!
    ALSO +1 for the choking chicken
    +1 for the weiner
    +1 FOR EVERBODYYYYY
    you guise are funniez
     
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    If you are there, you should do the heimlich.
     
  18. Dec 3, 2013 at 6:13 PM
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    Go back to eating dicks
     
  19. Dec 3, 2013 at 6:17 PM
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  20. Dec 3, 2013 at 6:18 PM
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    dand Blood and tears

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    My girlfriend choked on a weiner once, then we got married and it hasn't happened since. :(
     

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