Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

There is a few places here in Houston where you can go and buy one for $20, social security card for $50.. what's the big deal about Illinois?

 

im coming down in jan so if your still there then maybe i can get it then if not and if you have room i can grab it from you in waco?

if shit hits the fan thats the first place im going.

seen it in the kajillion documentaries that i watch. shit is crazy.. and yes texas is next unfortunately..

i...like you...

well when they did that citizen check in AZ(or was it NM i cant remember) the first ones butthurt were the children of the illegals.

this. my parents and grandparents came over here legally and learned english! that was my main complain when i worked at wal-mart is that 75% of the mexicans that came in only spoke spanish and when i needed their info i.e. address, name, etc i would ask for an I.D. and i would get this BS Mexico I.D. . there has been a few times when i was asked if i spoke spanish and i told them no and they cussed me out then asked for the manager (asked an english speakin hispanic person to tell me to get the manager)

 

Left for 2 hours to come back to beheading amd drugs Lol

Anyways kemah is pretty today!

 

And the two bags of oysters are pretty too!

 

when you cooking those?

 

Who said anything about cook?

 

You starting an oyster farm?

 

Raw oysters man!

 

I wish! This is for my grandparents. Think they usually kill a bag by themselves. Lol

 

Oyster season start a few days ago. Maybe we should have an oyster meet!

 

Gross

 

Nobody asked you! Oysters are fantastic!

 

I've dissected an oyster - there is nothing fantastic about those things lol

 

so a collection agency just called me and told me i need to pay up because i never returned a book that was regiestered to me...at anna maria college...in new england.. so now i gotta clear my name before it goes on my credit report and so i can be cleared to rent books fuckin awesome. anybody know i would go about clearing this bs? every book i've ever rented i've either returned or just bought it out right...

 

Yuck!



Hey Biscuits!!!!

 

thats what i thought but its a law firm that i just got off the phone with and i checked with the college i went to and i couldnt rent a book because of this. also just called the school they gave me the name of and they found me and are going to get back to me. im about to call this law firm back and look them up because i forgot there name.

 

I am so down for an oyster meet!

 

rent a book>?

 

What??

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I have dissected many things, including girls I use to date. And I still ate it

Kid has no money, so he rents.