TacticalBacon13's camp

I DIDN'T NOTICE HE GOT IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME UNTIL AFTER I FIXED IT!

 

Here's a question that has been bugging me lately: What is a tactical bacon?

 

i guess one of dennys friends out in the dehass, prob the guy who was bitching and screaming cause we passed his camp twice. whatever we did nothing so fuck them. they said they have photos and are gonna prosecute, i told him good luck and better lawyer up cause ill come right back after him.

dub down tundy? thats a cool name i guess......
i know its supposed to be WVtundy so dont get smart with me dildo

 

bacon that is tactical... duh. (reminder never drink nj wuuter)

 

But what makes it tactical? I don't see any rails for mounting lasers or optics. Can I throw it at someone and blow them up? Can I stick them on a door hinge and use it as a shaped charge?

And yeah, I try not to drink the water from my tap. Tastes like ocean.

 

You throw the can at someone, boom, tactical

 

It's not really tactical until I can do that in CoD.

 

its has a shelf life of ten years and its bacon. what else should it do? bacon any time any place.

i eat bacon and shoot people in the face inst that tactical enough?

 

Whatever. Does it make my poop tactical after eating it? That's all I need to know to be onboard.

 

It's called a canister bomb.

 

Is there bacon in it?

 

Yep. It'll slide out so quick the slightest fart could contain turds that would usually cause blood loss...

 

uhh yeah, you can throw it at anyone and it will scare them off. except boyd, hes into asian school girl poop porn.

 

and that too

 

I will never look at meatballs the same way again

 

Alright boys, I think I've finally come to a final decision on my want of a standard truck. I am gonna go to an access cab or dcsb and load it up pretty good. I'll wait for a "redesign" of the Taco before I do anything. In the mean time I'll be looking for a DD. Most likely a corolla or civic. I don't really use the DC to its fullness enough to get a DCSB and with a DD I can carry more people so the AC is winning in my mind. Basically follow Chad's, wrmathis', and Ant's builds along with Homer's since he too will have crawl box. It will get crawl box, FJ twin stick, locked and maybe regeared with 33s or possibly 35s and I'm not sure on lift. Might go "cheap" but functional with OME unless I decide to do a shackle flip and shock relo.

 

So you're going to buy a cheap, POS vehicle that you'll drive every single day, and dump a shitton of money into a brand new truck that you'll use for one single purpose, a few times out of a year?

 

Anthony 2.0 lol