Colorado B.S. Thread

Totally.. And I wanted to reinforce your informed opinion.

 

Andrew,

You are looking for a J-Brace. I have one for each knee when I run long distances, or when I know I will be walking the entire day.

 

Sooooo you were being chased by a dog?

Yeah buddy.

 

Hell, I would've taken my chances with a dog. I was trying to catch someone

 

Damn you know you can just send a text to chicks right you don't have to run them down anymore.

 

They chase me

 

You know I'm going to keep making up stories till you tell us right.


Deep down your a fat kid and you were chasing the ice cream truck for a choco taco. He made a quick right and you didn't have time to juke the bush.

 

Fat kids cant run at that speed

 

You were chasing a rare butterfly to add to your collection and you didn't notice the neighbors bush and bam down goes Frasier.

 

I don't see myself winning these.. SO. ill go with the fat kid story because choco tacos are worth it

 

Alcohol was probably involved... and he probably doesn't remember what actually happened.

 

Never had a drink in my life. Only smoked once and that was sophomore year.


It was a church game and it was getting intense

 

Did the father get a little too handsy. is this a Catholic Church you speak of

 

I said I was going to keep making stories hahaha. I'm going with the alter boy one for now.

 

nahh just youth group. some kinda tag game..

 

Did you attend an exorcism, get a little freaked out and take off running, kept looking behind you didn't see the bush and bam.

 

^ Dev that sounds like possibly it was your childhood story.

3slow. Sure they can.

I am thinking shotgun wedding and he flaked last second.