Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Your working on a what?

 

My roommate hides his, but only because any booze I have seems to disappear when friends come over

 

I keep a handle of Kentucky gentleman on the counter for all to drink. I'm a cheap bastard when it comes to sharing alcohol

 

I don't solicit to minors..... Haha but I will bring a hookah and a handle of "Water" Haha

 

vodka + dr. pepper. a surprisingly good mix from the bolivar beach run the other day.

one day when we have a proper meet up i'll make everyone a few different concoctions from various stages in my drinking years. it'll have to be at a campout though, as some involve very high proof silliness - haha.

and my friends know not to touch anything that i don't put out or offer. i have scotches that are very expensive and touching them, let alone drinking them, is grounds for me to fire at you with a gun of my choosing.

 

left my phone on the charger at the house, i'm at a friend's house dropping off some stuff and creeping online while he is out buying lotto tickets.

 

Im down for awesome alcohol. What kinds scotch you like?
And what are the arms In your arsenal?

Y u no text me

 

I thought the drawing was at 10

 

all of them haha, some are just better than others. for instance, don't waste your money on johnny blue. get yamazake 18 (a japanese scotch) or auchentoshan 21.

it's always changing for the most part, but there are a lot of pea shooters and boom sticks.

i haven't got your number.

 

maybe he won and ran away from his wife. what do i know? i don't gamble or care about it. i'm creeping on here watching the untouchables and drinking. life is good.

 

I'm not a fan of Johnny walker I'm a big fan of laphroig quater cask. Il have to look up the Japanese one.
The text complain was about Kase but you can text me if you want haha I pm'd you it earlier.

 

The only gambling I do is when I buy new beer

 

Lies!
You live it Louisiana you must gamble

 

It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win

 

i clearly have your number. and i'm clearly not anywhere near my phone

 

I forgot you piss excellence

 

When you moving to the apartment in Waco?

 

I can count things that closely resemble cards

 

You should probably start looking now then. There isn't much In Waco.

 

I'm just saying you may wanna start looking now 5 days to look for a job in Waco is slim. Have you taken out student loans already? Have looked into grants and scholarships?