Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

i know there is midget wrestling in SA from time to time.

 

My roommate Trent found an ad for midget wrestling but it was also oiled

 

You're welcome

 

excellent catch ginger! i was just creeping that "im gonna turn my tacoma into a hybrid" thread.

c'mon kase, you know better....

 

I'm doing the best I can. The Makers isn't helping. Mike you really need to come wheel with us to truly test your drinking prowess

 

Loiterer

 

Doubtful.

 

i just don't want to progress to a 3.0 so quickly after opening the 2.0....

 

Wut?

 

we just opened this thread. i don't want it to be locked so quickly haha.

and it's not so much that i can drink a lot, which i can, it's more that, well... i may or may not have killed a handle of crown the night Ghosts was released. i have to be in a comfortable surrounding before i get shithoused. drunk mike can get into trouble if he isn't somewhere where he knows he is safe to pass out.

 

No one is safe on the offroad trip

 

i sleep in my truck haha. and generally if i know i will be driving the next day, i won't tie one on. i had to drive from OKC to Amarillo hungover as shit. i ended up taking several naps at roadside stops.

 

And you think thats safe

 

safer than a tent or a hammock. at campouts i'm usually up til around 4am for shenanigans. one time i threw a few dogs in my buddy's tent when he was banging his girlfriend.

whoops.

 

You definitely need to come wheel with me then

 

we once saran wrapped a dude and placed him on an inflatable mattress anchored in the middle of the pond.

 

I took a truck....

 

You look like your fucked up like a wood duck

 

No, he let me drive.......

 

no one drives layla except for services. my mom hasn't even driven her.