30 and younger thread

Nope, meh gf.

 

let me rephrase for you lazy folks.
i live in very nice neighborhood.
big fat naked crack addict bangs on door and yells "hallelujah jesus".
breaks window, comes in house naked.
flips tv over.
rolls around on floor.
picks up very expensive antique table.
smashes it on police officers back.
lots of police and firefighters beat the shit out of her.
take her to jail.
the end.

 

see i read that, and i lol'd

thanks for the abridged version

 

X2 xD

 

I read the full version. The cliff notes sound more eventful. But anyway, that shit cray.

 

true story. lots of additional minor details that make it even crazier, but the abridged version does its job.
she did about 5k worth of damage. and got blood everywhere.
and the police beat the absolute hell out of her. they rolled her up in our rug in our living room and just beat the everliving shit out of her. took their nightsticks to her shins and just hit her in the face over and over and over.
shes lucky me and my family went out the back door. me and my dad both had some heavy weaponry out and loaded, and she woulda gotten shot until my gun wouldnt shoot any more.

 

1. Learn how to punctuate
2. Is the home price really important to the story
3. You did sound like a spoiled brat
4. Glad you and your family were ok

 

and the BEST part is that about a month later, we were doing some yard work and trimming our front bushes. guess what we found in the bushes?
her underwear!!!!

 

1. i typed that on my phone, and i am now on my computer.
2. yes, because they were discussing earlier in this thread how bad people still come to good parts of town, so i was establishing the fact that most people would consider this neighborhood a "good" part of town.
3. fuck you.
4. i appreciate it, brother.

 

fuck you

 

I would have opened my door for her. Some nasty action is more action than I get right now.

 

Wait wait wait... you had 3 people all holding guns and you were scared of some lady banging on your door?

 

1. You can still punctuate on your phone
2. You can convey that without throwing around numbers
3. No thank you
4. You aren't my brother

 

My .02
UnAbridged version was fine
Cost of house matters as people have different thoughts of "nice"
Both versions were readable

Glad you and your family were safe

 

My dad almost shot this kid that was drugged on something that threw a skateboard at my truck and dented it, still pissed about that.

 

Should have shot him anyway. Disrespecting a Toyota is punishable by death

 

my mom wasnt holding a gun, and she was practically in tears scared out of her mind.
i think we can both agree that it is ALWAYS better to avoid having to kill someone, and thankfully we were able to escape the situation without a casualty.

 

He almost did for real...but didn't want to deal with the paperwork.

 

Should have been all like