Official Tennessee Thread

^forget regearing. SC that b

 

What I would do for the urd supercharger

If only it wasn't $6k

 

You tryin to sell yours???

 

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny rein-deer,
With a little old driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donder and Blixen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the housetop the coursers they flew
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too—
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a pedler just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
Source: The Random House Book of Poetry for Children (Random House Inc., 1983)

 

^thanks for the Christmas spirit!

 

I set out cookies and milk for Santa and may have tried one .......... Think he'll be mad?
Fuck um! He needs to go on a diet anyway! I'm gonna sleep on the couch with my shotgun incase any "Santa's" try to shimmey down my chimney tonight. Now I'm bout to put in How the Grinch Stole Christmas, drink some hot chocolate and think happy thoughts about family time tom. Merry Christmas Eve people's!!

 

Merry Christmas Everyone.

 

Merry Christmas gents!

 

Merry Christmas fellas, hope everyone has a good family filled holiday

 

Merry Christmas guys. I'm ready to open some presents

 

Merry Christmas yall.

 

Merry Christmas all.

 

Ya, my wife is freaking awesome!



Roll tide!!!

 

Merry Chtistmas everybody.

Enjoy nawlins my old stompin grounds.

 

It's going to be a drunken debacle and I'm excited about it... And the beignets, everybody tells me that those are the freaking bomb!

 

Marry Christmas guys! Got a bunch of socks and some boxers and a hoodie and long sleeve shirt, mom said I have more at home so I'll see what els I get when I get back to TN. I'm in WNY now.

 

Marry lmao leave it to Zack. Have safe travels man.

 

Merry Christmas from East TN. Hope everyone has a great Christmas.

 

Hahaha I was thinkin tha same thing.