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The Useless Posts Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:24 PM
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    hillbillytaco HOT!!

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  2. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:29 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    LOL, Yeah...
     
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  3. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:30 PM
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    What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing the bitch has already been told twice.
     
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  4. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:31 PM
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    A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned.
    "What happened, my child?"
    "I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie. So I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye."
    "Okay. But how did you get the other black eye?"
    "Well, I thought I'd done something wrong. So I put her wedgie back."
     
    chris4x4, Jul 24, 2009
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  5. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:31 PM
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    Why do brides wear white?

    The dishwasher should always match the fridge.
     
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  6. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:32 PM
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    A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband," she replied."But I thought he was out of town?" he asked."So did I!" she said. ​
     
    chris4x4, Jul 24, 2009
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  7. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:33 PM
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    What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
    The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.
     
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  8. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:34 PM
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    What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

    made the chain too long.
     
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  9. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:35 PM
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    A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago?" the man let out a sigh "thank fuck for that i thought i had gone deaf!"
     
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  10. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:35 PM
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    Why did the woman cross the road?
    Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
     
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  11. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:36 PM
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    I assume that Julie is not in the room?
     
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  12. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:37 PM
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    brianr go shit in your hat

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    BUILT, not bought...
    you guys are too much, I'm falling out of my chair.
     
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  13. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:37 PM
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    No...She is right next to me....Im waiting to see if she notices.....
     
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  14. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:38 PM
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    Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
    It doesn't need cleaning yet
     
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  15. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:38 PM
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    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    -None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
     
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  16. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:38 PM
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    What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
    You hit her.
     
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  17. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:39 PM
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    Why do women live longer than men?
    Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking.
     
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  18. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:39 PM
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    You are adead man if she notices what you are up to.
     
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  19. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:39 PM
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    man hit the lottery and and runs home immediatley to tell his wife...."honey! pack your bags i just hit the lottery" she is histarical "how should i pack for the beach... a cruise..... tell me honey" her old man says i don't give a fuck what you pack for just get the hell out
     
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  20. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:40 PM
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    chris4x4

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    A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
    The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
     
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