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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:40 PM
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    Why do husbands die before their wives?

    Because they want to.
     
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  2. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:40 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    And im laughing my ass off.....She hasnt noticed........She is watching some gay ass reality show......
     
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  3. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:40 PM
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    why's a man smarter during sex??
    cause he's plugged into a know it all
     
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  4. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:41 PM
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    I must tell that one to Cindy!
     
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  5. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:42 PM
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    Why do men pass gas more than women?
    Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
     
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  6. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:42 PM
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    why don't women wear watches?
    cause there is a clock on the stove
     
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  7. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:42 PM
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    The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
     
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  8. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:43 PM
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    Why do women have short feet?
    So they can stand closer to the stove.
     
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  9. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:44 PM
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    How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
    Call her and tell her.
     
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  10. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:44 PM
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    Why don't women need drivers licenses?
    There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
     
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  11. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:44 PM
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    so there is a couple on a sinking ship and the girl says, we dont have much time to live and i want to feel like a women one last time. the guy throws her a bag of laundry and says, ok fold these then.
     
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  12. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:45 PM
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    HOLY FUCK!!!!! :rofl: i would get my asshole removed if i came off with one like that
     
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  13. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:45 PM
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    What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
    Pregnant.
     
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  14. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:46 PM
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
     
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  15. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:46 PM
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    Why did God make man first?
    He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder.
     
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  16. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:47 PM
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    What's the difference between your wife and your job?
    After 5 years your job will still suck.
     
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  17. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:48 PM
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    I just got punched.......She saw it.
     
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  18. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:49 PM
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    JEEZUS FUCK! She just bit me in the ARM!
     
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  19. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:49 PM
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    bite her back
     
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  20. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:50 PM
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