New England B.S. Thread

True but maybe he is lonely.

 

Cause I complain a lot? I dunno. My deck of cards kinda sucks

 

Fuck it. Back to bed. Maybe I'll wake up with a smile around 11, not a phone call "I know you aren't allowed to see me but can you give me a ride?"

 

Whay are you calling to give him shit. It is her job her boss her issue. I have been with my wife for 27 years and she handles her issues

 

Sarah runs away from problems. She was gonna quit. I shouldn't get into her dealings, I know that, but the way she said he said things ticked me off.

 

Time for her to find a new job. My place rarely ever cancels or delays work, and even we left early last night. Not even sure yet if my work will be open today.

And someone always has to be naked in a "I walk miles in the snow..." story.

 

x2, no way in hell I'd ever call my wife's boss, that's her problem and she should deal with them as every other adult deals with their respective bosses.


Side note, I made it in to work today at 7:30, little later than normal but whatever, weather was sort of bad. At 8, we all get an e-mail from the main office saying that business is closed today... WTF, you think they'd be smart enough to realize we're a construction company and 90% of the employees are already at work by 7:00 Looks like I'll sit in the office by myself til about lunch time and head home.

 

Never heard the naked rule, but I wouldn't say no to that lol

 

Three side to every story, hers, his and the truth.

 

He's 19; hasn't figured out that you have SO many fewer headaches if you let your better half handle her own sh*t.

 

Woman translation: "Three sides to every story, hers, lies and more lies"


Winning an argument with a woman is like winning a 'who can sleep on the couch' contest

 

It's what you make of your deck of cards little man . Once a week thing sounds kinda nice . I'd go along with it if I was you lol .

 

My couch is really comfy .

 

I gotta say I haven't lost one of those yet.

 

No because she fucking nags me about it allllllll the time. I'm fine with it, but she isn't. She's clingy as hell, and though I love her to death, she's driving me crazy with her immaturity and instability.

Plus I'd rather see her once a week than be in a federal pen for however long because I broke my dad's rule and he called the cops to file a police report... I did some realllllly stupid shit a few years ago.

 

My dad always used to say something similar to this when I was a teenager.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq67puTl4ZM

 

That's the key, they have to think sleeping on the couch is something we don't like doing. To me though, it's sort of like camping. I will always have a comfy couch just for that reason!

 

The first night we slept in the house I woke up and she wasn't in bed with me . I'm like wtf where she go . She came from the other bedroom looking like she slept a hour . I said where were you . She says you snore so loud I couldn't fall asleep . lmao .

 

Spill the beans . What did you do ?

 

No kidding, never heard of disobeying your parents' rules landing you in the pen.