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Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Discussion in 'Texas' started by BulletToothTony, Nov 15, 2013.

  1. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:38 AM
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    Delmarva

    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    Just condoms and a pack of hawthorne wipes
     
  2. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:38 AM
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    Kavik

    Kavik Kavik

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    Go get a present box, cut hole in back. Done lol
     
  3. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:39 AM
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    richardbui23

    richardbui23 That guy

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    this guy gets it.
    why do you have to get her a gift??
    hmmm
     
  4. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:39 AM
    #7084
    Delmarva

    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    have her open the box
     
  5. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:42 AM
    #7085
    Kavik

    Kavik Kavik

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    I wouldn't get her shit. Lol if she is that into you, she won't even care.
     
  6. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:42 AM
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    Delmarva

    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    indeed
     
  7. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:42 AM
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    Biscuits

    Biscuits Thorny Crown of Entropy

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    Kase, keep this up and you're going to hurt her feelings and you're going to be friend zoned. Y'all will go to this party where she's going to suck another dude's dick and send you pictures of her with a wenier in her mouth. And if she's really hurt and pissed, she's going to get with several dudes and you can expect bukkake pictures to be sent to your phone.

    If by some miracle you DON'T get friend zoned and actually manage to have carnal relations with this young coed, I think everyone here can agree:

    STICK IT IN HER BUTTHOLE AND ATM HER.
     
  8. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:43 AM
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    richardbui23

    richardbui23 That guy

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    you...i like where this is going..
     
  9. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:44 AM
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    Delmarva

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
  10. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:44 AM
    #7090
    Kavik

    Kavik Kavik

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    :rofl:
     
  11. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:48 AM
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    mipawlus

    mipawlus #332 Veteran Overland, #159 TTC, #69 in your heart

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    Rust and dents and squeaks
    eat a shitload of celery first though......

    ahem...
     
  12. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:49 AM
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    Delmarva

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    lmao
     
  13. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:49 AM
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    richardbui23

    richardbui23 That guy

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    esplain
     
  14. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:52 AM
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    richardbui23

    richardbui23 That guy

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    your gonna stay friendzoned for a long time if you dont get that number up buddy
     
  15. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:52 AM
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    357sig

    357sig Donut king

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    Lmao!! Kase listen to these wise old farts, they know what they are talking about
     
  16. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:57 AM
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    richardbui23

    richardbui23 That guy

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  17. Jan 10, 2014 at 10:58 AM
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    Biscuits

    Biscuits Thorny Crown of Entropy

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    Celery is good for prostate health as well as seminal fluid production.

    That's my boy. And if you really want to play it dirty, don't bother washing your balls in the sink first.
     
  18. Jan 10, 2014 at 11:01 AM
    #7098
    richardbui23

    richardbui23 That guy

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    really....:spy:
     
  19. Jan 10, 2014 at 11:01 AM
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    Biscuits

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    It's why guys rub one out before going out on a date. Ensures that the fun lasts longer than 2min when doing the deed.
     
  20. Jan 10, 2014 at 11:02 AM
    #7100
    Biscuits

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    Serious as a bullfrog.
     

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