30 and younger thread

See what I mean

 

lol gotcha

 

Lets me break this down for you.

A) you keep the two going, you dont friends the first one on facebook, linkedin, myspace, etc. etc. you keep it causal and you rail her in the butt till May. Once shes gone you move on to some new poon.

B) Same as option A except you add in girl two but never tell either girl about either girl and rail them both in the poop shoot.

C) Same as option A except you rail girl number two in the balloon knot and then see if she is down to invite girl one into the mix towards the end of her stay here in the America's.

Why might you ask, CUZ MERICA, that's why!

And you with your child talk, you take that to the 30 and over thread, none of us are looking to kid up in this under 30 thread.

 

Shut up you man whore! Take your cheating talk to the high school thread

 

... i saw the video, it was cray cray

I like that! lol sorta

This.

lol im liking option B... but if the sex never comes then meh.

 

So my online class has at least 30 people in the class. It's a writing class and the minimum requirement for a c is 5000 words.

No one has received grades yet, which means our instructor has to read at least 150k words in the next 4-5days depending on when grades are due.

 

I have a kid, and I'm under 30.

 

x2

 

Phil hasn't hit puberty yet. That will happen when on his 31st. He expects everyone to be like him so he thought no one had kids who is 30 and under

 

Who said anything about cheating?

Sweet, now dont talk about it. I'm sub'd in this thread to live the last year of my youth before hittin that dirty thirty and going full blown adult up in this bitch.

YOu had me at this part

But lost me at this part? You sure youre human?

Not what your baby's mama was tellin me last night

No, I just dont want to be talking about kids when I'm trying to get dude over here to gets a butt plugging asian three way going.

I like you so I just ignore this fact

 

lol

This had me rolling over here man... you a trip!

The Asian three way is EXTREMELY unlikely, im not talking to girls that are DTF like that. lol

I guess im getting older now..

 

Technically Phil...it says you're 28. You have 2 years.

 

Have you even gotten the clap yet? And you call yourself American And what you mean you aint looking for girls that are DTF? That's what college was all about? Why you think they have a 100% attendance and 300+ students in the women studies class every every year, every semester?

And what is this unlikely shit, Asians in America are here for one thing and one thing only. That american crank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, for another month

 

4,400 miles driven in less than 4 weeks... 1,440 since Tuesday. And I'm not even home yet!!

 

you still have 2 years its 30 and under but yes its odd he's not trying to smash harder you know with being black and all

 

True, but the crazy in me has to go once the ball drops on that dirty thirty

 

If your only with a girl because she has a vagina and titties....you might as well get with a tranny.

Best relationships are the one's where you wait

 

Fo sho, you can be 30, but you fixing to be out the door though at that age...

The clap? NO but i've had a couple pregnacy scares and police evasions so that's enough action for now.

Girls that are DTF are normally unintresting.. lol I like girls who i can hang with and actually carry an adult conversation with haha.

You best believe im gonna sign up for the womens study class in the future, women everywhere...

 

ya'll gay