30 and younger thread

OK Jesus jerry, lets just pump those brakes right meow. Fuck it, pull the ebrake bro. If the lord intended for us to be waiting he wouldn have made it so easy for my hootus to end up in so many random hoohaas

ererererer what? I didn even notice this

Wait, let me get this straight. You're a black man in the south looking for that lasting relationship before you hit 30? Dafuq is wrong with you?

SO MUCH TRUTH

 

Sweet you're sub'd to a thread, I'll talk about it I give no fucks.

 

You gay!

Me either, i was focused on the 30 comment... lol He's a joke.

I am black in the south, looking for the lasting relationship. Yes, maybe, I'm not sure yet.

All i know is that most of the girls around my campus show zero interest and i don't really want to be involved with them like that.. lol

I am just a simple man, that about sums it up. I like having adventures, just not with different girls in that manner, i prefer traveling or getting out of tight spots(trouble) that sorta thing.

 

First off, I hate religion (for a few reasons) but I do acknowledge is does do a little bit of good....

when you wait, you get to know the person as they are as opposed to looking past some things to get to their hooohaas. Because if your sole purpose is to get their hoohaas and not get to know the person, when their hoohaas get "old" then in your eyes the person you're with "changes" and by "changes" I mean you actually get to know who they truly are

 

On a different topic I just bough a half pallet of Myrcernary double IPA. Good thing it's cold enough in my garage because I don't have enough room in my fridges.

 

Wut is this?(too lazy to google...)

 

How old are your kids?

Troll level: parenthood

 

bur

 

My favorite beer, made by Odell in Ft. Collins Colorado. It's a good IPA but stronger like 9.3% if I remember right.

 

wut

 

My daughter is 18 months.

 

Ah gotcha, I'm still trying to find my beer. Im currently hooked on Redds Apple ale and Angry Orchard, and Margiritaville...

I just think the majority of beers i've tried (coors,miller,busch,nat,blue moon) taste like piss water.. Im still on the hunt though.

 

Either you're gay or you hate your penis, passing up on the asian three way. I cant tell, thoughts churd?

Tight spots huh

 

IF the asian three way actually materializes i'd take that shit. haha

i see wut you did there...

 

I like a lot of beers but I always come back to the IPA. My problem is I like good beer and I drink too much of it. I'll put two-4 cases away a month and that's $140-$280, and that's not including all the whiskey and regular beer . I may have a problem.

 

depends on how hot the asian girls are but yea cam def sounds like you hate your penis

 

Hmmmm, explain why I have been with my last one night stand for the past three years then? I find the idea that waiting to get to animal instincts is more or less a fallacy that is only perpetuated from sexually repressed individuals. Now this is my .02 cents, I am not saying you or people that wait are. Just how I view that belief.

It was when I stopped looking that she fell into my lap and I have grown with her. For better of for worse, mostly better. If the day comes that I can let go of the full blown marriage commitment I will marry her.

As for the reasons behind getting CAMO here in on an asian balloon knot tying rodeo

A) I have a soft spot for asians, blondes, and three-ways
B) wish I participated in more three-ways
C) Vicariously living through Camo.

As for beer of choice, still on the black velvet kick. Will switch to Black and tans once summer hits

 

>_> Holy fuck that some expensive shit.

I get a handle of fireball for 25$ and I'm happy, guess i need to try some nicer shit haha.

Ricky i'll pm their names so i can get the Asian seal of approval. after i get back from the gym which I'm fixing to leave now.

I am flattered that you want to live through me man. i quit looking too, and boom, a double date just like that, the girl i ran into i just really liked her a lot, now if it doesn't work out then i'll be a little butthurt but it'll be on to the next.

I have a spot spot for Asians..
I have never been in a three way but almost did with my ex, just couldn't find a suitable third member..
Thanks for attempting to live through me i won't let ya down lol

 

i dont care for names i need pics!

mainly because i mainly do white girls DAMN IT CAM IM BLACKER THAN YOU ARE

 

I want half a case of La Folie...

Great brewery! 9.28% If you are ever feeling adventurous mix 90 shilling and 5 barrel.

American domestic beers taste like piss water?

Get as many mix packs as you can. Try not to drink the same beer for as long as possible. You really learn to develop a taste for the finer things when option 1 isn't Bud Light. I personally do not like IPAs but Porters, Stouts, and Sours do it for me. You gotta go out there and experiment.