GTA V Xbox 360 Crew

Appropriate for you, you clown..WTF is that other one, Sub Zero?

In a perfect world I'd have a system, my most current one is PS2. Gamer since I was 6 yrs old with my Intellivision. However, with working 2 jobs and until recently having an ill parent needing constant supervision and whatnot, I just don't have the time to play enough to make it worth spending the coin. I played my PS2 the other night and probably won't get a chance to for several months now.

Hey now, Lauren that's not nice..and at my age this might get you brought up on charges of elder abuse..

 

Idk it's just a picture lol.

Wouldn't be the first time you got one-punch K.O.'d by a chick would it? though I ain't a chick or a clown, but you need to buy Matt's 360 and play with us. It's cheap

 

Actually, it would be. One boob KO'd on the other hand hahaha..

Even 400 is a little more than I can part with to play 3-4 times a year.

 

Quit your job. Problem solved.

 

Looks like there is a new old school chebby blazer 4 door vehicle out now!

 

I need to play. I have takin a couple weeks off.

 

I play for atleast 3 or more hours a day... College life lol

 

I try to play a few times a week. Nice little break from reality

 

I been to slammed and exhausted to be able to play. Got to change that tho.

 

Hell yeah dude!

 

I am usually laying on the couch watching net flix and I say oh look alex is on. Then oh hey cam just got on. Oh and there is juan. I should get on and play too. But the disc is all the. Way. Over. There! Nope to lazy. Oh well tomorrow.

 

Lmfao! Just keep the disk in 24/7

 

I try but the wife keeps switching it out for adult movies.


If you catch my drift.






Ok we just watched meet the Miller's. Oh ms Aniston! I would do dirty dirty dirty things to you!

 

Why not just use the interwebz?

And omg I know! She was crazy sexy in that movie.

 

We have our favorite scenes in some of those movies. Plus watching on the 56" is better than the 12" moniter.

I kept pausing and skipping back to watch over and over. After like the 5th time the wife told me to stop. Hahaha

 

Of course my tv is VERY visible from the road. Lol

And yeah Sarah was drooling with me

 

Blinds are always open when its on. I should put it on and open the blinds when I leave to run errands. That would be a good time. Just let it loop. Midget porn. Shit now I have to go spend $60 on midget porn just so I can get a laugh. Damn me and my sense of humor.


Put that in thr wedding contract that if Jennifer want you Sarah must join in aswell. And must be filmed!

 

Dude midget porn is the best! I mean....

And I think that's a great contract for the wedding! Thanks for the idea!

 

Never seen it. Always wanted to check it out tho. Be interesting. And you are welcome. Oh I still havent got my invitation. Im sure it got lost in the mail.

 

Lol I don't actually watch midget porn. That's kinda too freaky for me! Haha

And it should be on it's way shortly lol. Not planned yet, but sure, why not send invitations?

We are sending an awesome one to her dad. It's gonna say "Marc ________, you are cordially invited to go fuck yourself. Please feel free to RSVP by calling 1-800-TINY-DIK or email at IBeatMyWifeAndAutisticChildren@youregoingtohell.com