If each car company were a personality, what would they be doing at a party?

I may or may not have stolen this idea.

Imagine that each the personality of each car was represented at a party. What would each of them be doing?

I will start.

Jeep keeps trying to climb things and gets progressively more shitfaced until it falls off from a ledge. A compass falls out of its pocket and keeps murmuring "trail rated" until the next morning.

 

Toyota unintentionally runs into walls over and over again

 

Ford would be late, probably broken down.

 

Dodge would be the big dumb guy on steroids whose penis shrunk. He would be walking around hitting on all the women saying "check out my stacks."

 

Chevy would be on welfare from the govt, bumming smokes and drinking your shit.

 

Smart Car....

Trying to weasel in on everyone's conversation and trying to start pointless debates. Drinking Fiji water.

 

Lexus...

stuck-up rich girl who ends up drinking much Parrot Bay and embarrassingly sharts herself. Has to get a ride home with equally stuck-up Acura, who just finished taking selfies in the bathroom for Instagram.

 

BMW would be the stereotypical Persian douche bag with a shitty accent holding the patron bottle with the spiked up hair, black leather jacket, $800 jeans, gold watch, necklace, bracelet, and who's cologne preceeds him into the next room.

 

Mercedes....

Get called-in for surgery and leaves early. gets a quick BJ from Fiat before taking off.

 

Tesla is running around with a dead cell phone asking everyone else if they have a charger she can borrow.

 

Jaguar is in the bathroom staring at the mirror all night making sure its hair is right, its northface vest is tight enough to make biceps look big and making sure its crotch sock is centered.

 

Cadillac continues getting compliments on his plastic surgery even though some people are saying he looks odd. He remains smiling, but just because he cant move his face.

 

Kia would constantly be going to the ladies room to powder their noses all the while getting shitfaced from one drink.

 

X2 ^^

This one takes the cake... funny and it would be true!

 

Subaru would be scooting around the house in an office chair trying the drift through the doorways.

 

MINI would be the smaller, athletic guy that the chicks are drawn to.

 

Nissan is that guy/girl who shows up, gets drunk, then disappears for the rest of the night, only to reappear when everyone is sure he got lost/arrested/shot