Oregon and Washington BS thread

i'd consider that foreplay...

 

of course you would

 

You should know better

 

Jonny, let me give you lessons in foreplay, since I am married to a redhead where the carpet matches the drapes. Throwing shoes is nothing to get excited about. Throwing dishes, especially pots and pans is another deal. Pots and pans may bend a little, but they won't break, and they have the weight that they cause more than a tickle when the hit. If you want a good and abusive warmup to some crazy sex, you should try seducing me sometime. When I am done having my way with you, Jamisyn can give your corpse to Haus as a chew toy.

 

I know I know, i was just checkin to make sure your still ontop of ur game

^^^ did that just happen... look jonnie you have a new willing play toy

 

Grab your ankles and I will tell you what you want.

 

bend over and touch your toes, i'll show you where the wild goose goes

 

you two are so perfect for eachother!!!

 

Well, we unfortunately can't compete with you for the biggest pair. Pretty sure that just one of that pair on your chest is bigger than Little Jonnie, and myself put together.

Jonnie can be a good toy for me for a little bit though. I am very abusive of my toys and they don't usually last for long. They just start to break, then playing with them isn't fun anymore.

 

so thats where the pits get it from... hahhaha

 

Haha boy you better Sattle up and hold on tight - I'm tasking you out to the woodshed

 

sounds like this is going to turn into quite the brawl..

we are gonna need a date and time porno #1 is in the works ppl!

 

1. My horse said I was too much for him, a few times, and that is why he tries to buck me off. I like it rough from him because he can at least fight back.
2. Splitting wood is stress management for me. I use my double bit axe for most of it, but when I am feeling mentally strained, I have the 6# and 8# mauls, along with 10 and 12# sledge hammers with a few wedges. If you are sending me to the woodshed, you better be ready to play really rough.
3. I don't need a saddle. I like the feel of bareback better. Pretty sure I can keep a grip on you with one hand.

 

We will do this at Jamisyn's place, that way people will think it is some animal squealing out there, not Jonnie being made into my little pony.

 

remind me to NEVER let you anywhere near my horses

see above statement haha

 

So is Jonnie now one of your horses, or is he free to be ridden by anybody?

 

oh Jonnie is free game all yours for the taking.... literally hahha

 

I feel like 50 Shades of Grey is probably your two's favorite book series haha

 

I have never read that book, but I have heard about it. Maybe you can read it to me sometime as a bedtime story...