Official Tennessee Thread

damn 3 days before me. lol

i know like 3 other people born on the 25th of this month.

 

That will have no effect on it. You're good.

 

Something tells me from his comment Mike, that Brian is not going to go along with our plan.... this may pose a problem.

 

You sound sad about living that long. I can help you stop getting older .....

Damn you're old!!! Almost time to start wearing diapers again. Haha and huh???

 

It may take just a little longer but not too much to worry about. The outside temp is the only deciding factor on that. Since it's an ambient temperature, things like wind aren't gonna have any effect on a heating source. Pretty much no matter if it's on your truck, out on an open tundra, or in a closed warehouse it will still heat up just the same given the temp is the same in all scenarios. The only thing I see changing is it being more enclosed and heating up the air around it faster thus making the outside temp seem warmer and it consequently getting warmer because of that.

Good enough answer?

 

This.

 

Lmao
Yea looking at hearing aids and bifocals now. There is a guy in Asheville that is selling intake spacers on here and wanted a dyno run for before and after in a stock truck. So I told him I would try it.

 

no i like it. but it just dose not seam like i am this old.

 

You know Kurt we should probably spend a lil time at LBL and go ahead and pick out a good resting spot for you. The day is approaching fast when you may no longer be with us and I'd hate to have to throw your remains in the porta-potty cause I didn't know where to burry you. Unless you wanna go out like a boss. In that case I'll probably just keep your body in a fold out chair next to me so I can share a few precious moments with you. Of coarse I'll use the illusion that you are alive by putting sunglasses on you, a beer in one hand, the other hand in your pants and every so often work your arms like a puppet so you are life like. I may even drill a big hole in the back of your head, covered up by your hoody, to be able to control your mouth just incase anyone becomes suspicious of why you are so quiet. You'll toast every shot we take. Join in in sing a longs. Square dance. Maybe even pee yourself. Who knows!!! Then when the night is finally calming down and all the kids are naked, drunk, and passed out everywhere, I will pick u up and kiss you on the forehead and say "I always hated hot chocolate!" Then grab the can of gasoline, cover you with it and violently throw your dead drunken body into the fire! As a very small tear runs down my cheek, I'll pour one more shot and raise a toast to you, promising to never again fall in love with an old guy. Rest in piece my friend. Rest in piece.

 

Weekend at Bernie's comes to mind here. The rest got weird.

 

That was beautiful Gid.

 

Lol that was good Gid but I have one request let me ride shot gun one more time. I was thinking about weekend at Bernie's also. Are you sure you haven't written any rewiews for gummy bears lately? I have had my death plans for a while, cremation and then taken in a helicopter and spread over the great smokey mountains. Thinking back to the diapers idea, I might bring some to LBL just think of all the drinks I can drink and not have to piss my self as coop says.

 

what the shit gid???? does this mean i actually have no chance for love with you?? or does it mean you dont consider me old yet? im confused, and slightly jealous... but mostly confused.

 

It was from the heart

 

Aight bet. I'll take you crawling first while your still fresh so you don't stink up my truck. what is this Bernie movie and why have I not seen it?? I like gummy bears too much to public bash them like that, whether the stories are true or not. Lol and that's badass about your funeral plans. It's good to know that if I kill you, take you in a helicopter and spread your body parts across east tn that I somewhat was legal about it. lol and Coop wears a diaper everyday. I know. I have to change him

Jim you're just too young for me sweetie. Did you just see the emotion I put into that post death preview of Kurt?? You think that you could ever fulfil that love void?? Well ..... YOU CANT!!!!

 

Who the fuck is Jim?

 

thats what i called you. Do you prefer Jimmy?

 

I prefer my name, Justin.

 

Crusty Justy. Got it