New England B.S. Thread

He should do a drive by with one of these (for any of you urban or suburban folks, that's a high powered shit thrower):

 

Nope. Not lethal enough. He needs a tactical high powered shit thrower. With optional extended shit trailers and camo

 

There's a farm I drive by on the way home that uses one of those manure spreaders. You'd be surprised at how much dung it'll fling and the distance it'll get.

 

I am its like watching a donkey eat a waffle.

 

So paint it black and throw in some camo. That means tactical to 90% of people these days

Unless that guy has a several acre front lawn, that will do the trick. It has enough power to break a few windows bringing the mess inside the house. Just have to make sure the wind isn't blowing back at you!

 

Atlanta takes the cake. They have the most notoriously bad roads, they knew this shit was coming, yet they all rushed into the city to go to work. After a night of sleeping in their cars they're going to miss work today anyway. "The South will rise again... Unless it gets a little icy and cold."

 

"WHITE POWDER!!!"......was the demise of the south

 

First snow in Egypt now this... Looks like the Day After tomorrow is right.

 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AiPUjGNTi24

 

I'd be happy just to get the fkn car returned so I can sell it and recoup my losses. I like the shitthrower but he lives with his mother and she's always been good to me.

No matter..arrest warrant issued today when he didn't show up

 

It sucks it had to come to that.

Issue with having him return the car is that douche bags will usually trash the car so you can't sell it.

 

Yeah, pretty ridiculous.
"Oh noes, it's the end times! THREE INCHES OF SNOW!!! CHILDREN STRANDED AT THEIR SCHOOLS!!!!! THE END IS NIGH, REPENT SINNERS!!"
Pansies.

FTFY

Speaking from personal experience, you definitely want a tractor with a full cab to operate one of those from. There's always some incidental fling. I worked on a farm in high school, and whenever we were done using the spreader we had to power wash the tractor.

 

Sure does, but that's his funeral.

The sheriff can seize it so he won't know it's coming..and if he does trash it that's his loss, sell it for what I can get and then have something else seized. Judgment is good for 20 yrs.

 

Ouch. Shit just got real for that guy.
Bummer about having to take it to claims court, though. Even when you win it's a wasted day.

 

I worked on a farm for years also, never had a tractor with a cab so you had to really pay attention to wind direction. The ones we used were the older rear discharge ones so you always had to make sure you were running with the wind at your side.

 

Oh damn dude. You can ruin him!

You should make the court order you to fuck his wife in front of him. You know... Just to get your point across..?

 

Has anyone ever told you that, You're Fucked in the head?

 

Not lately, but thanks!

 

Anytime.










Off to fire up the brush cutter and chop up some briars... I Cant stand infront of this computer a minute longer. And I need to do something to get paid haha. To bad there is snow on the ground.

 

Lowered the air pressure to 40 front / 38 rear. Seems to help a little. Can't do the chalk test because of the snow last night.

Here's the result of the alignment.