How do I turn on the Tacoma?

I just tried to turn mine on with several ways I don't want to talk openly about and nothing happened...I then got out and noticed some fluid underneath her...what should I do?

 

Try wearing some skimpy lingerie and put on some Barry White!

 

Nothing, you did it right.

 

get a hose and put as far in your exhaust as you can, once its shoved as far as you can in there, turn on the water full blast.

this will help the engine rotate. once you have the engine on for about 20 seconds try starting it, and it should purr right up.

 

But I felt nothing, its the same stuff I keep hearing from my wife.....

 

What key?

Lift off?

What? My body?

 

must be related to James

 

Definitely a hot waffle. That always gets 'em hot and horny.

 

Check the flux capicitor.



It needs 1.21 gigawatts

 

Thank you for making my day. Finally, someone with some good humor.

 

It's probably defective. I'll buy it unseen $999.00! Final offer! Don't try to low-ball me!

 

http://youtu.be/fmChK1bMdr8

 

Talk dirty to it

 

I tried this. But I could not get the steering wheel to move. I then hit CTRL ALT DEL all at once, problem solved.


MACKIE

 

I'll add clockwise (the same way the little hands move).

 

OP I think you need an remote starter, pushing a button is a lot easier

 

Was that scorpions fatality move or mabey sub-zero?

 

Up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,B,A, start. Is a cheat code for a lot of early Nintendo games

Might work for a Tacoma. All those Japanese companies are in cahoots with each other

 

Dis is da best thread ever going in TW record in 30 yrs. Haha haha. Lol.
I think my battery is low time to recharge.