What does everybody look like?????

You are always in the lab making kona meth...

 

nerd

 

it's my job, and I get bored

but I can't take selfies anymore or ill contaminate my phone.

suckit

 

Little man wants to mob already...

 

That better be a jug of protein on the right, because GAINZ between tests

 

Respirators are over rated.

 

I'd rather not inhale pure SDS, and the only form we get it in is a very fine powder that likes to bloom into a cloud of pain when handled

 

^^ Yikes.

 

been there, done that. can't use normal shampoo, conditioner, soap, dishwashing liquid, clothes detergent, etc. it sucks.

 

are you allergic?

this pure stuff burns whatever it touches though


last sem I made the mistake of taking my goggles off before I changed gloves....never again

 

i am now..

i'm a lab rat. i had a container of the pure stuff get knocked over by an idiot, right next to my face. i inhaled a large amount.

 

Ahhh I see

I thought you were talking about shampoo allergies

What do you do?

 

This got too sciency... I'm Ken Hamming this thread so here's a picture of me holding a baby!!! (It's my nephew, he's cool!)

 

stuck my face in the shower for 15 minutes
filled out 14 years of paperwork
stuck my face back in the shower for 30 minutes
sniveled
more shower
more sniveling
more showering
went home and threw out all of my shampoo
took a day off from work for more sniveling
went back and scared that little shit so badly he quit

 

aww! adorable baby!
but science isn't really what you think..

 

In relation to boats-boob experiment:

"Bollocks, those are not real"
"oh shit" (in an 'oh sweet jesus' kind of way)
"fuck, I'd motor boat those"
Arse = British spelling of ass (according to Google), so..."dat ass" (an unexpected result)
"Stupid piece of crap machine" means the boat stalled and boobs went for cover.
"I hate science" means your looking at a tranny.

Any other pictures?

 

I'm just giving you a hard time. That's funny.

 

lol! you need to come to the lake with us. you'd fit right in.