Oregon and Washington BS thread

Hey there you cornholed hussy, I'm super serious up in this bitch

 

Jami, Lindsey and Jonnie are the only ones who have possibly been cornholed around these parts.

And I can tell you are super serial.

 

ya hes super into that, trust me, I've seen things that can not be unseen hahha

we all know that your also super serial about your sheep romances.

oh common your gonna scare him away before I even get my shot at it! shut your DSL there Brady

 

as a killer

 

Okay, who is the author in our group

 

PERFECT. we need to talk

ok ok you caught me. I was wondering how long it would take you guys to find this!

 

Your new name is DM

 

DM as in Dick Magnet? why thank you hahaha

 

Take it how you want

 

that right there is definitely what he said.

 

Yeah welcome, Ron

I'm in MSIT at the Millennium campus. If you're ever down my way, give me a PM!

 

OH MAH GAWDDDD. Tomorrow I will be a legally SINGLE woman 12:30 can't come fast enough!! Gonna have a divorce party/dinner tomorrow night. Cant wait talk about one happy girl!

Only thing that would make it better is if I got my truck back from the body shop too! lol

 

The owner if W.O. advised me not to get piping on a lifted rig...given every time you get in your truck you rub across the piping, vs a car where you sit down into the seat.


ALSO: dear all you other fuckers in here, don't bash sheep fucking till you've tried it.

 

Also need to show off my New toy - 20 gallon 200 psi, I got it for 32% off. After a couple gift cards it only cost me $40 out of pocket!! Woohoo

 

Whatever happened to my velcro gloves I loaned you?

And did you try my method? Where you get the sheep facing a cliff so he backs into you? Lil fucker can't get away huh?

 

You are one sick n twisted fuck....i like

as for the gloves, i overused them...

 

Dammitt. I'll get another pair. For now I'll just put her back legs in my boots.

 

oh my. well thats one way to do it

Im sure he knows where to buy them. He also has a stock pile at home. hes got you covered dont you worry!

 

While ya'll are fucking livestock I'm sitting here jerking off to some fine offroad porn.

 

Love watching that. Now if they could just have a place where they have to stop....driver jumps out.....baby gravies a sheep then gets back in and brap brap to the next obstacle.