Can't get this sticker off

So what you are saying is unicorns are related to sloths and honey badgers?

 

Exactly.... they don't give a F*k.

 

You survived a brutal unicorn sexual assault?!? I tip my hat to you, Sir.

 

OMFG, not this shit again...

 

Hey; we are just trying to prevent another person getting sexually assaulted by unicorns. If this thread can prevent one more attack then it has been worth it.

 

for fucks sake why is this on the front page again? It needs to die.

 

Something this serious should be a sticky in the 2nd gen section so it gets the most exposure.

 

If nothing else this definitely is a good laugh that springs up from time-to-time, usually unannounced!

 

Every time this thread gets bumped a horse turns into a unicorn.

 

The trick is to drink a lot of alcohol, but not too much. There's a special balance. Too much and the rainbow will turn to a flaming rainbow. Just enough, and you have a steady stream of clear pee.

I have also found that making undies out of heavy foil will contain the light.

 

By the way Tex, still not sure where you are from, your husky stud of a unicorn was spotted in West Virginia last week. Unless he has a twin?

 

This thread reminds me of an episode of Jerry Springer. Its so bad and crazy that it has to be real. If its on the internet its true.

 

"I like motorcycles older than my dad and girls younger than my whiskey"

What?

 

Im at the corner of get a map and fuck off.

 

So that's where Texas is.

 

And to think, I almost thought about liking you, but that is gone!

You're back in the not like column. Good job buddy.

 

In other words.

Don't Mess With Texas.



So fsbrain03, you had any luck getting that cool tailgate sticker off yet?

 

The picture on the first post is updated with a current one. See for yourself.

 

Truck is lookin' good still Brain.