Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I'm never late! Lol

 

How does that make you feel?

 

your arrival was "retarded" this morning...

 

Hey Mike how are you

 

pretty good actually... i'm ready to do something again

 

not bad, tired as fuck though... slept like shit

 

Same here. I wanted to throw my phone when the alarm went off

 

You going to be able to interact with actual human beings? Lol

 

lol

 

indeed

 

Next time do this
Watch "Mousetrap Alarm Clock Prank" on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FU9pTDyOPs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

I think im smart enough to see where thats going without watching it lol

 

re·tard
verb
past tense: retarded; past participle: retarded
riˈtärd/
1.
delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
"his progress was retarded by his limp"
synonyms:delay, slow down, slow up, hold back, hold up, set back, postpone, put back, detain, decelerate; Morehinder, hamper, obstruct, inhibit, impede, check, restrain, restrict, trammel;
literarystay
"the process is retarded by bureaucratic red tape"



antonyms:accelerate

 

haha

 

Thanks mike, what would I do without you???

 

you'd probably die of boredom in the mornings...

 

Lol maybe, or turn into a whore like you some day

 

Lol this lady just bitched at me for a good 10 minutes over shit that I don't even control. I don't think she realized I was gonna yell back at her.